Lars Ulrich Drum Fails (with Sheet Music)

Intro Cadence - “False Hype” by EMC
Background Cadence - “White Boy Smooth” by EMC

[Erickhetfield]

"Try a more solid beat"

James was slightly pissed.

[nj]

*Lars is the definition of 'Practice does not make perfect' after 40 years of drumming*

[mikekelly]

Interviewer "Do you think Lars is the best drummer in the world"?
James "Lars isn't even the best drummer in Metallica".

[senormarston]

Hetfield must be an excellent father since he has been babysitting Lars for almost 40 years

[excelon]

0:41 Jesus that gave me an aneurysm. "Hey you know what'll go great with this straight forward guitar riff? A snare hit on the AND of 2, and nowhere else." How James, Kirk and Rob put up with his drumming is beyond me.

[slavatoin]

1:16 He’s either eating his boogies or he’s recycling the cocaine.

[chandlerfacejr]

Lars makes me feel like I can play drums

[drumsmetal]

1st time: "Why don't you try getting a more SOLID beat?"
2nd time: Proceeds to play the same but with a crash.

[justinl.]

Lars is 58, Danny Carey is 60. Danny can still play every single song to (almost) perfection. Lars barely manages to play 4/4 patterns without blaming the band for messing him up.

[puuhamato]

0:59 I can feel James's pain. He has had to put up with this for long time

[HotBoxTrucking]

jame's furious downpicking is a result of holding in his anger towards lars

[Incogk]

Metallica is the only band where the rhythm guitarist/vocalist actually dictates the rhythm and stays in time, and not the drummer.

[rafiandraputra]

Give him some time, he’s still young and still have so many things to learn

[hammies.]

0:43 and onwards is so funny to me. Just the look of concentration on his face, for a beat that is so wrong. And then James roasting him lmao

[fideos_con_mayo]

0:25 always Lars being a genius and leaving the drums to make the guitars make a big build up

[sonofbelz]

Every band has a Lars but only one band has Lars.

[radioactivehalfrhyme]

The fermata over “get called out” is the best part. I love the idea of an ensemble rehearsing this and trying to figure out just the right amount of time to spend berating the drummer.

[BearInThaWoods]

Producer: "Give us a time signature Lars"
Lars: "I didnt bring a pen..."

[fartvaderyearsago]

Nah man, Lars is just trying to be more progressive with his drumming. The problem is that he doesn't tell the rest of the band

[ahousecatnamedmr.jenkins]

"Lars is a terrible drummer. I know people like to shit on Ringo but Lars is in a league of his own"- Dave Mustaine