the LEMONADE that might KILL YOU

oh hello there.

[thekb]

When life gives you lemons, don't make panera lemonade, just make it regular.

[mayowithohs]

Imagine the face of confusion from the coroner when he reads:
“Cause of death: Panera lemonade overdose”

[PK-Radio]

Are these the combustible lemons Cave Johnson was talking about

[TheCupRamen]

I think it should be added that at the time of these deaths, the caffeine wasn't advertised at all nor were there warnings. The only place that stated the caffeine was the nutrition label.

[Magicghost]

I remember hearing a story of a man who died of a caffeine overdose because he was trying to make his own energy drinks.

[Spealer]

I worked at Panera for about a year and a half and there extremely scatterbrained when it comes to everything. Makes sense why they make lemonade that kills.

[Boi]

Lets be real, They are not gonna teach kids about this stuff, It's the school system.

[kingofthefunnyguys]

Death by lemonade is not something I expected to exist

[Yakub-bin-wewuz]

As a Lemonade, I can say with surety that this Lemonade is dangerous and has sinister, and vengeful intentions

[UwUDaniUwU]

matpat is just sitting here like "its all going according to plan..."

[generalrubbish]

Panera saw all those Grimace Shake memes and went "Bet."

[malrulk]

"Don't do drugs" meanwhile the schools say nothing about caffeine being a drug and I see a lot of my classmates of all ages drinking maybe two cans of monster or some other energy drink whenever I see them

[amprobaconhair]

Atleast the name is accurate,




You get Charged for a lemonade while they get Charged for murder twice.

[llLorenzoll]

It's even worse if you mix it with alchool. Since the two have opposite effects a it makes it trivial to lose track and overdose, or feel fine and suddenly crash into alcoholic coma or heart attack

[timmyreobed]

I'm imagining some out of touch CEO at Panera scrolling through all the Grimace Shake memes, and later approaching the board of directors like "I just got the best idea!"

[capturesintime]

i swear every time i watch a spatnz video i can't help but laugh cause i just imagine him as a little angry florida man midget getting bullied by stryxo and kingani

[vejigante]

As someone who used to work at Panera bread this is true, it's so caffeinated it can actually kill you

[table.]

Caffeine should be a more controlled substance. Children having access to energy drinks and stuff like this is terrifying and it has a very negative effect on social behaviour of adults too.. it’s like more socially acceptable alcohol you can drink in public

[frenchiesottises]

As someone who drinks decaffeinated tea because I drink tea on the regular, there is zero reason for their lemonade to have that much caffeine in it.

Like, they need to cut that in half. Caffeine's still a drug at the end of the day.

[fujery]

Death Lemonade is unfortunately real, rest in peace to those who fell in victim to it