Everything That Will Kill You... From A to Z

Does EVERYTHING cause cancer?

[raymond]

Guy: "forget about eating i'll just go outside"
Death: "ah, so you have chosen more death"

[cheesesits]

Guy: I-

Death: “So you have chosen death”

[pinkman_]

I like how he’s visibly mad but reluctantly agrees to everything

[ledogge]

“You can’t avoid danger, just go on and try, no matter your actions, you’re still gonna die”

A quote that motivates every decision I make

[catchedtugboat]

"S is for sunscreen, and the sun. Both give u cancer, isnt that fun?"
Said with the brightest smile

[sarahjanecampbell]

Guy: "Water can't kill me."


Skeleton: I'm bout to ruin this man's whole career

[snoozymac]

This guy's basically saying
"Try no to die obviously, but It's always gonna happen eventually so don't put every inch of your concentration into living."

[abaixodovoid]

8 years have passed and this skelegentleman still has one of the best mics out there

[nusdrapoel]

Me: Searches "How to die"
Google: Get some help
Bing:

[zonydragon]

Me: It's just a headache.
Parents: It's just a headache.
Doctor: It's just a headache.
Google:

[yum]

Water can kill you in 3 ways: drowning, freezing, and choking.
Yet you still need it to survive.

[BeanBoy-rsxd]

0:16 Alcohol
0:28 B.P.A.
0:30 Corn syrup
0:37 Dehydration
0:46 Eating
0:56 Fried food
1:00 Gluten
1:04 Hot dogs
1:08 Insecticide
1:12 Jerky
1:16 Kale
1:30 Lyme disease
1:34 Malaria
1:38 Ndiethyl intaglioide
1:45 Oxygen-less recreation
1:48 Pollution
1:51 Quicksilver
1:54 Radon
1:58 Sunscreen/the sun
2:05 Tobacco
2:07 Ultra
2:07 Violet
2:08 Watching _way_ too much TV
2:11 X-Ray
2:14 Yerba mate
2:19 Zealotry

[kevinmalone]

Death's voice is so...

Soothing~

[gutsandcandy]

"You can't avoid danger, so go on and try
No matter your actions, you're still gonna die"
Well ain't this the best advertisement catchphrase

[dadoprado]

Like my mom always says…
“Does not matter what, too much of ANYTHING is like poison”

[ambrew]

Imagine a random guy in front of you in the bar, talking about all they ways you can die.





I cant imagine.

[Milaisavi]

After years yt recommend this again.. I was obsessed.. I’m obsessed again

[redacted]

Lyrics:

In life you have choices, some healthy, some not.
Sometimes it's tricky to choose what you ought.
So if you are wondering what makes you ill,
it's easy to know because everything will.

A is for alcohol, source of addiction,
liver disease and other afflictions.
So how 'bout water, that might be okay,
but if it's in plastic there's B for B.P.A

C is for corn syrup soda pop uses,
and also for carbs found in sugary juices.
D, dehydration, you still have to drink,
though all these beverages
seem like they stink.

Eating too little, or too much to count,
E is for eating in perfect amounts,
and eating some things that you shouldn't consume,
cause dozens of dishes will lead to your doom.

F is for fried food that's filled up with fat.
Gluten for G if you buy into that.
He is for hot dogs, who knows how they're made.
I for insecticide, veggies are sprayed.

J is for jerky with way too much salt.
K is for kale, it’s also at fault.
But isn't it healthy? I'm glad that you ask.

Cabbage and kale make thyroids too fast.
"Forget about eating, I'll just go outside."
But that is where even more dangers can hide.

L is for Lyme disease, carried by ticks.
M is for malaria that mosquitos inflict.
N is for N-diethyl-meta-toluamide (DEET in bug spray).
It kills all the bugs, and it kills your insides.

O is for oxygen less recreation.
P for pollution in each inhalation.
Q is for quicksilver, fishing is wrecked.
R, deadly radon that's hard to detect.

S is for sunscreen, but also the sun.
Both give you cancer, now isn't that fun?

T for tobacco
U V for UV
W for watching way too much T.V.
X as expected, is X-Ray

Y is surprisingly Yerba mate
Z is for zealotry, any insurance that you found the key to eternal
existence.

You can't avoid danger, just go on and try.
No matter you're actions,
you're still going to die.

[SomeRandomPuzzlePiece]

Death: "time to go"
Me: "reverse card"
*Everyone is immortal*

[florissamarielle]

his voice is so good for someone who has no vocal chords