Jesus meets other gods

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[JDog]

"So uh, Odin... I cured some guy's blindness once. Want me to have a look at that socket?"

[DreamstarMartinez]

So basically, Jesus is that one friend who wants to avoid trouble/drama but somehow gets dragged into it

[asainman]

Tbh jesus would probably visit mimir, hades and anubis.

He'd be that one friend that visits their friends shit job and brighten their day.

[artifact]

I just realized this, despite Jesus asking the most tame and normal thing, it is the one people struggle most with.

[fonduan]

Jesus: "Okay, all you need to do is be kind to one another and not literally murder each other, okay?"

Humanity: "How about I do anyway?"

[cosmicriptid]

To be fair to the Egyptian gods, they never specifically asked for giant monuments. I really liked the sketch though. Historically, however, the craftsman, stone masons, and even miners who worked on these temples and monuments were highly respected in society and considered valuable servants of the gods. They held a fairly middling status. (Except for the head craftsmen) But lived fairly normal lives well provided for, and recieved respectful burials

[RadioDanoo]

"Do you at least make them fight each other in your name?"
"I explicitly told them not to but they do it all the time anyways" 😂

[Jorpda]

“Surely you make them fight war in your name”
“No, they do that by themselves”

[jonathanhowe]

“And they all do this?”
“No not really”
Me as a Christian laughing and hurting at the truth in that line

[ThatMexicanGuy]

Zeus: Do you Demand sacrifices in your name?

Jesus: I prefer to do the sacrifices myself

[Fanman]

Jesus:yall are weird.
Bhudda:been telling them that. Want an apple?

[TonyStark-gtti]

Jesus: “I once turned water into wine.” Dionysus: “Now THAT’S a god!”

[justacheeseyearsago]

Jesus : NO I DIDNT ASK THEM TO CREATE A GIANT STATUE OF ME
That one Brazilian that just finished building jesus statue : Wait what????

[atocanboi]

Jesus: all I ask of them is to be nice to each other.
other Gods: that's... way too much to ask for from humans

[metalmagerin]

"And how did they react to this news?"

"...They demanded a sacrifice."

[femboycyan]

"And then you demand sacrifice?"
"ZEUS I *AM* THE SACRIFICE"

[grimmashley]

As a Christian who loves ancient pantheons, I never stopped to consider this fully. No wonder the Romans thought we were weird

[cool]

"Ah so you're the kind of guy who prefers to make them slave away and make giant monuments to you"
"No but I know someone claiming to be your son who did that to my people once."

[Blackasnight]

Jesus: "Love one another. "

Roman Catholic: "Best I can offer is crusades."

[Seaweed_Brain_]

“Do you at least sleep with their women?”

“Zeus, WTF?”