One way to get off of work...

[gabewagner]

The first costumer did absolutely fantastic with that reaction she did wonderful.

[heOriginalBoss]

*It’s funny how none of them called the authorities to check on y’all. They just dipped out and said good luck, not today satan.* 😂😭

[tonyblake]

Kinda expected one of the customers to think Alan stabbed her and beat him up.

[Tsarsky_]

props to the actors playing customers, they really look terrified

[michael_pilot]

The next "customers" should be police officers :D

[CallmeRon]

"You know our wages depends on how much customer buying our product right?"

[kalimyre]

Alan has developed a real talent for just embracing the crazy and rolling with it.

[GGBlaster]

“Just lots of screaming” at this point the captions writer(s) is as good an actor as the rest of the cast 😂😂😂

[Huk]

Rowan will be like: "What the hell is this?! You think that just because you've been stabbed, you can just lie around bleeding out?! Alan, back to the counter! And you, Ellie, restock the shelves! And wipe your blood off the darn floor! ... slackers!" 🤣

[stevekarvo]

Canonically the most customers they ever got in 5 minutes.

[DerRocDC]

I was waiting for Ben to walk in, shrug, and ask if they've gotten in any of the new flat-clickers.

[EdenOfChaos]

Really need that one customer to show up, "I don't care! I want my REFUND!"

[Glitchyboi-]

Thanks VLDL! I’ll try this out at work tomorrow and tell you what happened.

Update: It worked!! Only problem is that it worked so well that I am now considered dead and about to be cremated

[JobaidaIslam-ghrz]

His reaction 😂😂😂😂
And her "run for your life, save yourself" is the most iconic part😂😂😂😂

[swankshire]

When he crosses his legs I died. Hes like okay this is going to be a longer conversation than i planned

[courtneysalter]

I love that she’s clearly got an idea worth hearing so he just plops down and questions it.

[agentofjustice]

scaring away customers with believable deniability is a secret art perfected by workers all across the planet

[Phoenix-ejsh]

This is probably the greatest performance of “Alan confused face”

[mbosch]

People: running away, screaming
Me: 112 - Yeah, I would like to report a crime in a shop...

[blazeddragon]

Alan wasn't scared or shocked from that reaction he was damn empressed by the way she acted .... that's the damn I gotta pay her now look bc she did so well 😂😂😂