10 More Ways to Chop on Onion

[cyanmanta]

Of course, the best way is still just to smash it against the wall.

[normal]

"Onions make your eyes tears.... unless you make it cry first"
-Gumball

[tanodrea]

The last methods means the onion cries instead of you.

[Pauliboiiiii]

As a Pianist I can confirm that that sounded better than me playing the piano

[rednoodleoffate]

“It’s okay, it’s just me!”
“… Bill? Are you okay?”

[jeanthompson]

"It's okay, it's just me!"

Onion: "Oh. Haha. Alright." *Returns to original state*

[durazzi]

"It's okay, it's just me" his organs spilled out bro 💀

[mwperk]

Ill be honest I didn't realize this was a joke until he pushed it through the cutting board.

[Cyanability]

I like how the first one would genuinely work and throws you off for a second from if these are real or not

[KyleJB]

Lmao my ass really thought it was real till I saw the “push the onion through the cutting board”🤣

[xxvideogamesrulexx]

The last one is literally

“It’s just a prank bro”
The prank:

[negadoge]

Bro... the editing on this is just beautiful

[PIanetal]

“You can sneak up and scare it”
“Ragh!”
“Ah shit, you made me onion everywhere”

[牛奶-ic]

onion: **literally gets its insides blown up**

“it’s okay it’s just me”

[ChantiiNik]

Him: _"You could sneak up behind it"_
Him: *"RAH!*, It's okay it's just me..."

Onion: *Confirmed Dead*

[FloWoodEnT]

Bro just proves that he knows how to cook, edit, and be funny lmao

[frgeyutuber]

“what are you doing”
becoming one with the onion

[teamcanaloficial]

"It's ok it's just me"

Imagine if the onion right after that is like "oh ok" and goes back to it's original form

[Shovelchicken]

Wait that fork method is genius, cutting horizontal into an onion has always sketched me out, why have I never thought to just jam a fork in?

[loganrussell]

Biting the onion on the fork made me genuinely gag