Bill Burr - Plastic Surgery

[jordanrioscreations]

I wish I could hear these jokes again for the first time.

[mynameis]

Never thought of Van Gogh as such a good stand-up comedian

[danxargo]

"almost didn't recognize ya, you look so young.. alright take it easy.."

[Hundura]

I was driving to work while listening to this. As soon as he said the lizard comment I laughed so hard that I nearly crossed lanes and hit the guy coming my direction. The guy in the car probably saw me staring dead in his eyes while laughing like a maniac. God only knows what was going through his mind at the time.... either way this joke made my day.

[bigsky]

"Ant legs stapled on your head" ROFL!

[immortalsun]

“There’s no shirt for your face.”
2020: _Allow me to introduce myself._

[whitsixkiller]

Doesn't she look 10 years younger? No. She looks surprised. Really surprised.

[esperthebard]

The wonderful thing about comedians is that they say out loud the things that we all think but are too afraid to say.

[acelynch]

This should be standard viewing material for any of the bobbleheads that move to LA looking to get into movies. And it should be re-viewed by anyone and everyone already there. Just like renewing a drivers license, they should have to watch this clip at least every 4 years as a reminder.

Bill Burr = one of the funniest dudes on earth and is SO spot-on on so many topics. He totally nails this

[traceypendleton]

This is so funny. Even though im at the age he's talking about I cant stop laughing.like the bit when he refers to being 50 saying 'why dont you admit its over! Ha ha

[T_Law]

I've never laughed so hard by myself in my entire life. This man is the best therapy the 21st century could have ever offered us.

[maccook]

My ad for this was “hair transplants in turkey” LMAO

[mjcruiser]

No one will ever be another George Carlin but, Bill is on the right track😃

[ChazBerkman]

A 28 year old lizard was not a fan of Bill Burr :(

[KlutzyNinjaKitty]

Personally, I think older people are very pretty/handsome when they don’t try to pretend that they’re younger. People should wear their wrinkles like honor badges for life.

[duncanwcraig]

I was in New York a couple of years ago and my buddy’s teenage son (15) introduced me to Burr. Spreading his gospel now in Australia 🇦🇺....

[Thome]

I wish I did this ten years ago -- No, you don't!

[peteowen]

Bill’s timing and delivery is perfection.

[keithjames]

"There's no shirt for your face!".... LMFAO....

[surality]

When life kick ya in the ass, listening to this guy just makes it better, forking awesome. Thank-you