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[rogersmith]

I'm writing a book myself about Gender confusion in animals. It is more prevalent than one might think. 365 days ago, my pit bull came home drunk one night. He expressed to me that he thought he was really a chicken. I didn't waste any time; I immediately started feeding him chicken feed and put him on bark blockers. He started growing tail feathers. Now he sleeps in the hen house. Today, 365 days later, he started laying "pooched eggs"! I quickly taped his picture to a can of beer so he could celebrate! You may have a cat that jumps up on things, remember that cat might really be a monkey! Birds of a feather flock together. Don't flock with them!

[cindywilbur]

That was his PG version of what he would say to them

[rogersmith]

Trans.pit bull to chicken update #2: My Doggone/chicken changed his name at the court house. I thought he would change it from Henry to Henrietta. I was wrong! He told me he wanted to make a big splash in women's swimming. He is really good at dog paddling! He hounded me until I took him to Target for a special swim suit. He said it would let him tuck his trunk. Oh, no I thought more side effects, I can't afford to feed an elephant! They are peckyderms you know! He said that he said "junk" not "trunk". Boy was I relived! He got triggered when we had to walk to the back of the Target store. He acted privileged. They called the cops. They cuffed all four claw/paws. He showed them something, they made a call. Suddenly, apologizing, they couldn't get him freed fast enough. He told them his name was Hunter Biden and had the paper work to prove it! He then put the suit on. It looked impeccable! Now we have to cross the road to get to Ulta Beauty for some heavy makeup to complete his outfit.

[rogersmith]

Update on my Doggone/Chicken, the pit bull that transitioned to a chicken.  He has developed side effects.He has become very entitled and demands that I acknowledge his being. His pronouns are "cluck/cockadoodledoo". Instead of following me around, he demand that I follow him around. I have to fetch things for him. I feel hen pecked! He started braiding his tail feathers, I advised, as he is more white then black, that it would only get him in trouble for misappropriation. I think it's a case of the tail feathers waging the dog! Some of this maybe a little technical for some of you I will write slowly so you can understand. He has harding of the battery, brought on by very close vains! His teeth itch! to make things worse, he is now color deaf. Last week he had me build another pen onto the first one. So now he has "pen beside us".! I know, I couldn't help myself! Stay tuned for further updates. P.S., I hope that most of you know this is chicken/bull.Update on my Doggone/Chicken, the pit bull that transitioned to a chicken.  He has developed side effects.He has become very entitled and demands that I acknowledge his being. His pronouns are "cluck/cockadoodledoo". Instead of following me around, he demand that I follow him around. I have to fetch things for him. I feel hen pecked! He started braiding his tail feathers, I advised, as he is more white then black, that it would only get him in trouble for misappropriation. I think it's a case of the tail feathers waging the dog! Some of this maybe a little technical for some of you I will write slowly so you can understand. He has harding of the battery, brought on by very close vains! His teeth itch! to make things worse, he is now color deaf. Last week he had me build another pen onto the first one. So now he has "pen beside us".! I know, I couldn't help myself! Stay tuned for further updates. P.S., I hope that most of you know this is chicken/bull.