B. Dylan Hollis - Asparagus Cake #horror #cooking #80s

Dylan's Socials:

#tiktok #funny #food

[zacharyhawley]

So, a mom somewhere decided her child was going to eat their vegetables even if she was going to brute force them into a cake.

[anthonydavis]

"It's a nice moist cake but it's flavored like the underneath of a lawn mower"

😆 That's a fantastic description

[mmurray]

The hand gesture for the “underneath of a lawnmower“ is where I lost it

[cah-ys]

Dylan's delivery on "SORRY, _PINEAPPLE_ VANILLASPARAGUS!" and "TERROR GUACAMOLE!!" lives in my head rent-free

[hollygennaro]

"It's flavoured like the underside of a lawnmower."
I can't! 💀💀 Omg, that expression just slays me.

[hypochlorite]

"From our kitchen to yours- YOU CAN KEEP IT!" I'm in tears

[Peanuts-N-Corn]

This is a perfect example of just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

[akizafoxxe]

"This is food for sheep...and people who do yoga!" SIR! XD

[wetrat]

“This food is for sheep, and people who do yoga” I’m in tears dude

[xXiiravyniiXx]

"terror guacamole! BAD BAD-" is where I started wheezing 🤣

[gregdonahue]

"The underneath of a lawn mower" is my favorite way to describe anything ever. I now will spend the next year trying to find a situation to use it to describe something...

[storyforever]

"Our kitchen to yours." You can keep it. 😂😂

[CommissarMitch]

"Our kitchen to yours."
"YOU CAN KEEP IT!"

I genuinely wished I had this energy in my daily life.

[ladyofthemasque]

My dad worked hard in landscape maintenance, pushing a 95 pound lawmower 8 miles a day, before an unexpected health issue forced his early retirement. (We had to get an electric mower after that, 'coz mum & I could not start his gas guzzler; eventually, we hired another lawncare company to handle everything for us.) But I remember very clearly helping him clean out the undersides of his mowers, sort of an olfactory bonding thing I guess...and though he's been gone just about two years now, I laughed so hard thinking of the face HE would've made at your description. Thank you for the fond memory stirring, even if the cake you stirred turned out to be a weedy mess!

[gabaghoul]

"Flavored like the underneath of a lawnmower" is a phrase I'm absolutely stealing.

[pervyturtle]

I want this man and his insane energy as Doctor Who

[NFruitJuice]

When you want to make zucchini loaf but you only have asparagus.

[prinniapuff]

What really got me this time was the reflexive "BAD...BAD, BAD" as the batter went into the pan. Really felt like that one came from the heart.

[arthIsGhetto]

I'm so relieved he didn't take a bite and go "Oh good heavens" I was ready to fight someone lmao

[bethclark]

"Pineapple, vanilla, sparagus.
My bad."