A Thousand Facials - NPC D&D - Episode 51

Our heroes visit the mask shop A Thousand Facials looking to get a bargain... but take more than they deserve.

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[VivaLaDnDLogs]

Title Card 0:35
What's so funny? 0:41, 1:45, 1:53, 3:13, 3:44, 22:25
Trolling Bodger 1:18-1:38
What's our quest again? 2:04
Adam's TED Talk 2:43-2:54
Bodger, swear to Auril, we will tie you up 3:33, 10:15
Pearl, the shopkeep at A Thousand Facials 4:14
Magical Masks 4:37-5:11, 5:20-6:10, 7:05, 8:31, 9:18
Don't make me flex the DM muscles, garlic farmer 5:13, 22:46
*Our heroes, everyone* 6:11, 11:13, 11:50, 13:28, 18:34, 19:19, 20:10
How the other side (of the table) lives 6:27
Have you got 50 gold? No, but I have a gambling addiction 6:47
We would like to apologize in advance to our props master 7:21
Baradun rolls Arcana to divine the last mask's abilities 7:30
*Tides of Chaos* 7:38
Adam rolls a 1 7:43
You *want* to know 8:03
Baradun showing his age (no one calls anymore, dude) 8:15
You thought the joke was dead, but it's been here for hours 8:31
Bob being an Ally 9:08
All those massive paycuts have taken a toll on Alan's funds 9:52
This is a call to action for the comments section 10:02
Bodger rolls Charisma-based Investigation check to look for shady back-alley gambling rings 10:29
_Major Image_ (Wild Magic Surge) 12:02
Did you use *Tides of Chaos* recently? (looks at timestamp) 12:08
Adam places his bet for *The Wheel of Wild Magic* 12:27
Rowan has a question 12:42
Baradun resists the urge to sucker punch Bodger 12:57
Baradun goes full Narcissus 13:11
*Sneak: 100* _Mage Hand_ 13:48
Bob rolls Sleight of Hand to steal a mask from a struggling business 14:45, 18:31
When you're dice-cursed, but your Stealth mod is still ridiculously high 14:50
*Bend Luck* 14:59
Math is hard 15:11
Careful, they're learning 15:32
Um, actually, I think you'll find people in tundra villages locked in perpetual winter leave their shop doors open 15:43
Bodger "helps" 15:59
Bob rolls Stealth to steal a mask from a struggling business 16:21
Bob using the brain cell 17:27
Bodger's flawless distraction 17:59, 19:26
_Mission Impossible Theme_ plays 18:40-19:12
Bob used _Telepathy!_ Helpless Old Shopkeep's defense fell! 19:09, 19:49, 20:10, 21:27
Greg has had enough 20:07
Another job well done! 20:19, 21:38
Bob pays his conscious to shut up for a while 20:35
_Press O to question confusing logic_ 20:56-21:18
_Mission Accomplished: Rob Struggling Old Shopkeep and Convince Her She's Going Crazy_ 21:19
_sobs of yet another broken NPC_ 21:44
"Are we the bad guys?" 21:56
"What is your purpose?" "Ruining the town, Rob" 22:05
The Tarnished Trombone 22:25
*New Targets Acquired* 22:40
Outrageous 22:58
And I took that personally 23:02, 24:40
Is this my fault? 23:16
Oh, right, the plot 23:38
Crazy Bob 24:20, 26:03
*Hint, Hint* the fight's that way 25:17
Gold Star for Adam 25:31
*Red Flag* 26:17, 29:10
A challenge is proposed 26:49-27:35
Bob rolls Constitution to make his High Elf ancestors proud 27:08
Bob opens a telepathic channel with Crazy Bob 27:44, 28:07, 30:52
*DRINK LIVE RETURN POWER SPEAK REVENGE BETRAYAL TELL TALK DISAPPEAR KILL SORCERER STORM NOT GONE* 27:55
Seems perfectly normal to me 28:26
Bartholomew Osiris Bladesong admits defeat (to the shame of his ancestors) 28:51
Crazy Bob, is it? Let's have a chat about your past so we can start discussing a future 29:03
Baradun rolls Arcana to examine Crazy Bob 29:22
The fruits of the High Sorcerer educational system 29:28-30:04
Right, so, I was reading his mind, oh, by the way, I read minds now, so anyway.... 30:22
Bob rolls Perception to navigate the eldritch mess that is Crazy Bob's brain 30:58
Van Lier Dice Curse 31:04
WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT WITH THE CHECKERS ROB?! 31:07
Have you considered not trying? 31:37

[mastanickel]

Rob in the first few episodes: How old are you guys?
Rob now: The Kennel in Rimming, called Doggy Style is run by Dick Johnson.

[method]

"Let's play D&D!"
"Nah, let's rob an old lady who sells masks!"

[dylanmahaffey]

Let's give a special thanks to Robs puns this episode.

[hal_lucid_ation]

"THERE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE A CASINO IN TOWN, " Robs says calmly

[tubolsgs]

"sobs of yet another broken NPC"

Thank you so much for these subtitles

[chriskyng]

Master Paedric: "Help the towns and spread my good name!"
The Boys: "Let's rob this poor old lady and convince her that her shop is possessed!"

[DoubleJJizzle]

Sorry Rob, I've been binge watching this, Greg does actually have like next to no gold. Unless stuff has been happening off camera, which is definitely possible. This is actually Greg's fault though, because in almost every situation, he basically stands there and watches everyone else loot the place.

He may have around 50 gold.

[ispajic]

I love the fact that Baradun creates an illusion of himself instead of a random person, so in case something went wrong, he'd still be the one to blame XD

[trezalkapeliskova]

21:47 *sobs of yet another broken NPC*
Whoever did these subtitles deserves a raise.

[DatLe-ieib]

It only took a year, but Ben is finally acting like a rogue.

[JustMnM]

These names for the villages, brothels, dog houses other such establishments are AMAZING!!

[KurtvonLaven]

10:03 is one of the only times Rob has ever been wrong. Alan hasn't wasted any of his gold; he simply never got much because the party is highly individualistic, and they didn't really loot much of anything before the fight with Yarris Goldhorn. Rob is remembering some rewards he prepared that they never thought to search for though, so that's probably why they were both so confident.

[johnnym]

This is genuinely my Thursday show, look forward to every episode 😄

[jrnton]

Rob Taking another 3d6 Psychic Damage every session

[loaderbot]

I'm surprised Bob was the one who initially didn't want to steal until he was persuaded into it. These guys are a really bad influence on him, huh.

[noitis]

Rob, I've a little suggestion: At the end of the story, when Bob, Baradun, Bodger and Greg are strong high-level characters and have overcome all obstacles, they return back to Honeywood. Upon arrival our heroes get "ambushed" by a couple of muggers...

[Vermouth_]

Man, it's fun seeing the boys work together to steal those masks
Edit: Nevermind, I take that back. Poor Pearl!!

[Smassi]

*sobs of yet another broken NPC* - I love the subtitles!

[Fjallderall]

When Pearl entered the stage I went like "Awww, she is so sweet!" D, :