Awkward Family Visits - NPC D&D - Episode 60

Bodger is having some very awkward family visits in Skottlund... he REALLY wants that hammer

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Family visits can be awkward. So are spoilers.


0:41 Title Card
0:44 Don't call me "brother", brother
0:56 *Do you remember this spoon?*
1:30 Bob gives a traditional High Elf greeting
1:55 What are words?
2:05 Arron's Hunting Lodge/Entertainment Room
2:40-3:33, 9:58, 11:28, 14:30, 19:14, 21:17 *Bob being an alcoholic, * Baradun being a prima donna
3:36, 9:18, 13:12 Bodger wants his grandfather's hammer
4:02 *The Hammer of Darron Bobarron*
4:35 Mithril
4:53, 31:58 Meta-Moment
5:13 Might be a good thing they didn't give this to a child....
5:32 Bodger rolls Intelligence to be intelligent about this
6:22 Humblebrag
6:37 Here's to sonovabitch brothers!
6:58 We help people and occasionally leave them with permanent trauma
7:18 Arron is proud of Bodger
7:34 The piece of rotting flesh Bodger has hanging around his neck
7:49 Where have you been keeping that?!
8:20 STOP SMELLING THE TOE
8:42 Say what?
8:59 Thaw, God of Thundah
9:36- Baradun has a word with Bodger
10:09 Bob rolls Persuasion against having to pay for all the drinks
10:22 Bob rolls Deception to get away with not paying for drinks
10:26 *Van Lier Dice Curse*
10:38 Everyone else rolls Perception to see Bob's struggle
10:41 Adam rolls a Nat 19!
11:13 Bob rolls Constituion save against consequences
11:19 Ben gets a Nat 20!
11:34-12:21 Let's talk about Greg
11:54 Two words guaranteed to disappoint people
12:21-12:56 Baradun unable to withstand someone else being interesting
13:12 What's my weapon again?
13:24 *What do you want from me?*
13:35 Arron throws Bodger a bone
14:01-14:23 *Brother Fight! Bloodbath! Blood Bowl! Death Match!*
14:40 Challenge Accepted
15:03 Team vs Team or One vs One?
15:16 High Elf draining the contents of Arron's entire liquor shelf promises not to get carried away
15:32 Hlhlhlhlhlhlhlhl!
15:41 What will you put up for a prize?
15:57 Bodger offers his -claim- stubborn pining for the hammer
16:13 *awkward tinkering*
16:25, 17:56 _Relieve Awkward Tension_
16:56 Bodger's gambling addiction kicks in
17:14 The stakes have been set! Now, remind me what they are again?
17:28 Is it worth losing your *pride?*
17:38 Bodger takes 2d4 Pride damage
17:46 "I used to love you, but you've become a real dick"
18:24 "You know how much I loved my grandfather." "He's my grandfather, too."
19:03 NPC D&D out of context
19:19-19:48 Greg vs Camomile Tea
19:51 We don't have any lodgings. *WHY IS THAT, BODGER?*
20:01 Bodger, promise us you won't immediately make this awkward?
20:16 Madame Bobarron's
20:46 Rob finds a voice
21:34 "Busy with what?" Oh, Bodger....
22:02 *dramatic music*
22:39, 27:07 Baradun's kink
23:05 Double Gold Star for Ben (remembering Baradun's alias *and* sticking him with the bill)
23:12 Bodger makes it awkward *(it has been THREE MINUTES)*
24:03 Madame Sharon Bobarron
24:52 The Return of Bodge Bodge
25:23 Bodger, for the love of Thaw, why?
25:58 Alias? No Alias? Alias? No Alias? Alias? No Alias....?
26:10 "Friends" is a strong word. Workplace Proximity Associates.
26:49 Bob never turns down free services
27:00 "Really? Yer Mum's brothel, you don't want to get down?"
27:35 Any preference on gender?
28:41 Just so you know, I'm going to be fighting my half-brother to the death in two days
29:10 Pulling the "will I be getting grandchildren" card
29:34-30:27 *My what?*
30:12 Quick wholesomeness check
30:42 *Rob being an amazing DM*
31:34 This fight is as much for you guys as it is for me!
32:20-33:20 Drinks? Prostitutes? The girls are buy one, get one 50% off!
33:32 I never intended for this entire session to be Awkward Family Visits
34:15 Bonus Scene: Breaking the Dungeon Master, please subscribe!

[johnmcnamara]

I can't let the comment section sleep on Rob as Aaron talking about watching their grandfather's death and sacrifice. Dude acted the shit out of that. Hit me in the feels.

[davidastley]

Rob's breakdown at the end "I don't know how much more of it I can take to be honest... they just... i plan and I plan... oh hey!" xD

[shadowsbane]

Rob at the end 😂 He really does have the patience of a saint with these guys. Looks like a ton of fun though.

[jasonreed]

Bodger: I killed a frost giant.
I 100% expected Bob to jump in and say "He killed me too!"

[robertwohnus]

“You’re friends of my son?”
Best line from Greg: “I know him.”

[lilheinz]

This dm is hilariously fun and his knowledgeable attention to details and puns, serve to make Rowans interjections even that much more interesting and hilarious than he already is hahaha

[augrad]

Robs outtro was perfect...just remember behind every joke there is a little piece of truth

[Vermouth_]

Rob shouting "Bodge Bodge!" in a feminine voice really threw me off guard lol

[michaelsnow]

Rowan and Rob playing off each other's acting ability as Bodger and Aaron was some legitimately great stuff. Really felt that one.

[Exail]

Rowan’s head: I’ll just ask Aaron for the hammer, Rob will give me the hammer and we’ll be on our way.

Rob’s head: I’m going to embellish the sh*t out of this now that I finally have some backstory from one of them to work with.

[NemesisApocaliptic]

Seeing Rob roleplaying as Bodger's mom is really adorable.

[youngtoonfish]

Ben rolling a nat 20 on his constiution saving throw after the bottle of whisky shows one thing: if it REALLY matters, he can have good rolls :D

[sandid]

I just have to doesn't deserve his grandfather's hammer. He already dropped it down a well just outside of Honeywood.

[wjzav]

The emotional acting between Bodger and Aaron and Bodger and Sharon was spot on from both Rowan and Robert.
Especially when they talked about their dead grandfather.
Also, I could really relate to having a brother you genuinely love but that ONE grievance just sours your relationship with him...

[abhisekbus]

Would be funny if the spoon turns out to be a godly artifact that increases all your stats by 10.

[Kineth]

27:44 Greg: "I get too nervous."
Don't worry Greg! This is Skottlund. Nobody will think twice about you spending the night with Poppy.

[soccerislife]

“Shes a mage away at school right now. “ oh yeah nothings going to go wrong for Baradun now that he revealed his backstory to her father.

[xXOFrannieOXx]

Well this may get even more awkward if Bodger loses to his brother. Wonder what Rob has planned for that. Damn this shit is gold and i just cant get enough. You guys are awesome.

[DrkBeavr]

Bob's ramping up the perv, next brothel: 'yes, i'll take the goliath female, the male dwarf and do you have something like a goat or a big fish?'