Ron Swanson Quotes To Live By

Ron Swanson Quotes To Live By

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[monkeymonk]

Literally the only good thing buzzfeed has ever posted

[olivegreeneyedbeauty]

They missed my favorite "I'd wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures."

[darthpotassiumsfan]

Ironically Ron Swanson would have hated buzzfeed.

[samuelbernard]

''Capitalism: God's way of knowing who is smart and who is poor.''

[krixig]

My fav:
“Metaphors? I hate metaphors. That’s why my favorite book is Moby Dick. No frufu symbolism, just a good simple tale about a man who hates an animal.

Does the White Whale actually symbolize the unknowability and meaninglessness of human existence? **chuckles** No, its just a fish."
- Ron Swanson

[elcamino]

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing"
-Ronald Ulysses Swanson
(Best genuine words of wisdom I've ever heard)

[jcbh]

This brought me to tears... good thing I’m at the Grand Canyon

[MCNinjaDJ]

And the greatest of these quotes goes to... "There's only one thing I hate more than a liar and that's skim milk, which is water lying about being milk." I feel this on such a deep spiritual level that I have no words to properly describe it.

[OhSoUnicornly]

If this was posted by a smaller channel, they would be demonitized for not posting 'original content'. But BuzzFeed can just remix copyrighted content because they're a large channel.
Yeah keep telling me Youtube supports smaller creators, go on...

[BobMcCoy]

*When you call your friend by their Student ID Number*

[brent]

I know this is supposed to be a joke, but I honestly do live by some of these. Especially the ones about the government and putting alcohol in your mouth.

[redpillqueer]

As a culture, we mock masculinity, but deep down inside, we love men like this because we can trust them.

[_Nikko_-czmi]

I feel like he represents everything this channel hates.

[rickityrocknroll]

Buzz feed needs to make more content like this

[Lnrdo]

"Capitalism is what makes America great, England OK and France a disaster"
Ron Swanson

[unleashingpotential-psycho]

Hahaha I love how he wants his ex wives to come to his dying bedside so he can tell them off.

[bobigghhb]

I waited for it to show up 2:58 and it did. Worth it

[cityhawk]

“I’m a simple man, I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food.” I think I found my long lost brother.

[Selectric]

Ron: "You choose: hunting, fishing or drinking."
Leslie: "I'd really love to shoot right now."
Ron: "Fishing it is."

[andymartinez]

“Splitting is communist"
-Ron Swanson