Ron Swanson Once Said... YOUR Favourite Ron Swanson Quotes | Parks and Recreation | Comedy Bites

"i'd work all night if it meant nothing got done" - ron swanson describing my work ethic
Here's some of your favourite Ron Swanson quotes, as polled by the community tab! Whether it's Ron's thoughts on fishing (basically yoga) or the best friend he ever had (they still never talk sometimes) it's here. Did we miss a moment? Let us know in the comments - or check out our post in the community tab!

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[nnaproductions]

Chris going “Oh no” when he realizes the reason for the pig’s presence is one of my favorite P&R gags ever.

[Avatar]

How can you do over 8 minutes of the best Ron Swanson without including "Bring me all the bacon and eggs you have"

[quenteqmampff]

Andy inadvertently gives Ron the best 'congrats on your baby' with a calm and simple "Oh, Ron cool baby."

[O___________]

- There’s been a mistake, you’ve accidentally given me the food that _my food_ eats.
- Salad is traditionally the first course at a wedding.
- *Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?*

[ritwik]

"Don’t start chasing applause and acclaim. That way lies madness.”

Absolutely true.

[iPeace]

“Are the scissors broken in your house, son!!?!?” then zoom in on the kid kills me every time I don’t know why

[gonzowarburn]

Doctor: Do you exercise?
Ron: Yes. Woodworking and love making.

[alyasuramza]

"Oh Ron, cool baby"
"Thank you, Andrew"
Only gets funnier every time you watch it

[frumpusnumpus]

Ann : 'any history of mental illness?'
Ron: 'I have an uncle who does yoga'.
😂 😂

[lightning]

How could you miss "History began on July 4 1776, everything before that was a mistake."
Or
Mother: "My daughter was supposed to do a report on why government matters, this is what she wrote"
Daughter: It doesn't
Ron: Well said

[rmoultonrmoulton]

Always been a fan of "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless."

My favorite was mentioned in the video which was nice..."When given the choice between doing something or nothing, I chose to do nothing. But I'll help someone do nothing. I'd work all night if nothing got done." Great comment on how Kafkaesque governement effectively gets nothing done while seeming to be working always.

[ritwik]

Ron Swanson once said" I'm gonna just stay angry. I find that relaxes me."

[brkyq]

Ron in hardware store when asked if he could be helped. “ I know more than you.”

[ritwik]

“I’d wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures.”

[kasbakgaming]

One of my favorites is "Tom put all my songs into this rectangle! This is an excellent rectangle!"

[agathamaya]

"if any of you need anything... at all... Too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves, like adults"
Best Ron Swanson quote ever... Story of my life 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️😭

[gregovaromoreno]

Sometimes in my philosophy class, I quote Ron, I have a 10 in that class

[JustCallMeBo]

*At this point, I quote him without even realizing and I'm perfectly fine with it.*

[anne-marie]

Ron Swanson, on meeting Ben Wyatt and discovering his plans to gut the parks department: “What’s a non-gay way to ask that man to go camping with me?”

[patrickcalip]

Ron Swanson teaches a lesson. A few sincere words from the heart can be more impactful than any prepared speech. Although a difficult way of life, honesty is the best policy.