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HOMER SIMPSON'S Top 35 Quotes that will STICK with us FOREVER
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Sprangen til en dysfunksjonell familie vises i denne animerte sitcom. Marge er den hardtarbeidende husmoren, Homer er den ivrige usunne øl-elskende faren, Bart er den alltid tiåringen som mangler suksess (og er stolt av det), Lisa er det ikke verdsatte åtte år gamle geniet, og Maggie den vakre. , smokk elskere stille nyfødt.
En dysfunktionell familjs upptåg visas i denna animerade sitcom. Marge är den hårt arbetande hemmafrun, Homer är den ohälsosamma ölälskande pappan, Bart är den alltid tioåringen som saknar framgång (och är stolt över det), Lisa är det ouppskattade åttaåriga geniet, och Maggie den fina. , napp älskare tyst nyfödd.
Die Possen einer dysfunktionalen Familie werden in dieser animierten Sitcom gezeigt. Marge ist die fleißige Hausfrau, Homer ist der alberne, ungesunde bierliebende Vater, Bart ist der immer zehnjährige erfolglose (und stolz darauf), Lisa ist das verkannte achtjährige Genie, und Maggie die Schöne. , Schnullerliebhaber ruhiges Neugeborenes.
Hōʻike ʻia nā hana ʻino o kahi ʻohana dysfunctional i kēia sitcom animated. ʻO Marge ka wahine hana paʻakikī, ʻo Homer ka oafish pia maikaʻi ʻole - makuakāne aloha, ʻo Bart ka ʻumi makahiki mau makahiki i nele i ka kūleʻa (a haʻaheo ʻo ia), ʻo Lisa ka mea i mahalo ʻole ʻia he ʻewalu makahiki. a ʻo Maggie ka nani. , aloha pacifier hanau hou.
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1. “I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T … I mean S-M-A-R-T!”
2. “Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
3. “Weaseling out of things is important to learn; it’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.”
4. “It takes two to lie; one to lie, and one to listen.”
5. “Oh God gets your prayers, but he just clicks delete without reading them...”
6. “Lord help me, I’m just not that bright.”
7. “To alcohol! The cause of … and solution to … all of life’s problems.”
8. “All my life, I’ve had one dream: to achieve my many goals.”
9. “Marge I believe you're forgetting America's greatest wartime wheelchair-bound leader, Professor X of the X-Men.”
10. “Marge, you're my wife of ten years and I love you, but I must observe the teachings of this man I just met tonight.”
11. “Kids, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening.”
12. “Operator! Give me the number for 911!”
13. “I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”
14. “A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.”
15. “I saw this movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, ‘The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.'”
16. “Oh, I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?”
17. “Between your genius and my nothing we make a great team, come on give me a hug!”
18. D'oh!
19. “Kids are the best. You can teach them to hate the things you hate. And they practically raise themselves, what with the internet and all.”
20. Oh Lisa, trying is just the first step toward failure.
21. “Well, I hope you’ve learnt your lesson, Lisa: never help anyone.”
22. “Ahh, now to spend some quality time away from my family.”
23. “And I’m not easily impressed — WOW, A BLUE CAR!”
24. “A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator.”
25. “We can outsmart those dolphins. Don’t forget – we invented computers, leg warmers, bendy straws, peel-and-eat shrimp, the glory hole, and the pudding cup.”
26. “I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.”
27. “English? Who needs that? I’m never going to England.”
28. “I never apologize… I’m sorry but that’s the way I am.”
29. “Marge, I can’t wear a pink shirt to work. Everybody wears white shirts. I’m not popular enough to be different.”
30. “I’m really glad you corrected me, Lisa. People are always really glad when they’re corrected.”
31. “Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.”
32. “All right, brain. You don’t like me and I don’t like you, but let’s just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.”
33. “You can have all the money in the world, but there’s one thing you will never have… a dinosaur.”
34. “It’s so simple to be wise… just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
35. “Oh yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?”
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Sprangen til en dysfunksjonell familie vises i denne animerte sitcom. Marge er den hardtarbeidende husmoren, Homer er den ivrige usunne øl-elskende faren, Bart er den alltid tiåringen som mangler suksess (og er stolt av det), Lisa er det ikke verdsatte åtte år gamle geniet, og Maggie den vakre. , smokk elskere stille nyfødt.
En dysfunktionell familjs upptåg visas i denna animerade sitcom. Marge är den hårt arbetande hemmafrun, Homer är den ohälsosamma ölälskande pappan, Bart är den alltid tioåringen som saknar framgång (och är stolt över det), Lisa är det ouppskattade åttaåriga geniet, och Maggie den fina. , napp älskare tyst nyfödd.
Die Possen einer dysfunktionalen Familie werden in dieser animierten Sitcom gezeigt. Marge ist die fleißige Hausfrau, Homer ist der alberne, ungesunde bierliebende Vater, Bart ist der immer zehnjährige erfolglose (und stolz darauf), Lisa ist das verkannte achtjährige Genie, und Maggie die Schöne. , Schnullerliebhaber ruhiges Neugeborenes.
Hōʻike ʻia nā hana ʻino o kahi ʻohana dysfunctional i kēia sitcom animated. ʻO Marge ka wahine hana paʻakikī, ʻo Homer ka oafish pia maikaʻi ʻole - makuakāne aloha, ʻo Bart ka ʻumi makahiki mau makahiki i nele i ka kūleʻa (a haʻaheo ʻo ia), ʻo Lisa ka mea i mahalo ʻole ʻia he ʻewalu makahiki. a ʻo Maggie ka nani. , aloha pacifier hanau hou.
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1. “I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T … I mean S-M-A-R-T!”
2. “Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
3. “Weaseling out of things is important to learn; it’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.”
4. “It takes two to lie; one to lie, and one to listen.”
5. “Oh God gets your prayers, but he just clicks delete without reading them...”
6. “Lord help me, I’m just not that bright.”
7. “To alcohol! The cause of … and solution to … all of life’s problems.”
8. “All my life, I’ve had one dream: to achieve my many goals.”
9. “Marge I believe you're forgetting America's greatest wartime wheelchair-bound leader, Professor X of the X-Men.”
10. “Marge, you're my wife of ten years and I love you, but I must observe the teachings of this man I just met tonight.”
11. “Kids, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening.”
12. “Operator! Give me the number for 911!”
13. “I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”
14. “A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.”
15. “I saw this movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, ‘The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.'”
16. “Oh, I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?”
17. “Between your genius and my nothing we make a great team, come on give me a hug!”
18. D'oh!
19. “Kids are the best. You can teach them to hate the things you hate. And they practically raise themselves, what with the internet and all.”
20. Oh Lisa, trying is just the first step toward failure.
21. “Well, I hope you’ve learnt your lesson, Lisa: never help anyone.”
22. “Ahh, now to spend some quality time away from my family.”
23. “And I’m not easily impressed — WOW, A BLUE CAR!”
24. “A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator.”
25. “We can outsmart those dolphins. Don’t forget – we invented computers, leg warmers, bendy straws, peel-and-eat shrimp, the glory hole, and the pudding cup.”
26. “I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.”
27. “English? Who needs that? I’m never going to England.”
28. “I never apologize… I’m sorry but that’s the way I am.”
29. “Marge, I can’t wear a pink shirt to work. Everybody wears white shirts. I’m not popular enough to be different.”
30. “I’m really glad you corrected me, Lisa. People are always really glad when they’re corrected.”
31. “Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.”
32. “All right, brain. You don’t like me and I don’t like you, but let’s just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.”
33. “You can have all the money in the world, but there’s one thing you will never have… a dinosaur.”
34. “It’s so simple to be wise… just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
35. “Oh yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?”
#TheSimpsons #HomerSimpsons #quotes
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