Ultrakill Players Only Want One Thing and it's DISGUSTING

[iexistreal]

It got to the point where they actually did make a sex update

[velaxn]

tf2 and ultrakill players when they meet eachother: you and i are not so different

[mizeounao]

I'm glad they addressed that issue with the sex update, now the game is perfect

[dimittrikovk]

It shows that the only bad thing about the game is thr lack of sex
And that assumption is a good thing in my book

[spiderbean]

Don't forget that Mirage/V1 and Gabriel have official body pillows

[ajdndbdjbdj]

You didn't even mention the game market with the body pillows

[Mathtriqueur]

There's actually a negative review that talks about the game.

Hakita responded to some of the feedback and we now have different colored flashes depending if an attack can be parried or not.

Meanwhile, the other comments on the review feels like something straight out of twitter because the reviewer had a half hour of playtime when he wrote the review (this is one of the reasons why I try to not listen to anything the community has to say).

[thetarr]

- Actual Visual Novel Secret
- Big angel dude
- 2nd boss is literally 2 big buff rock dudes
- Mindflayer exists
- Official BODY PILLOWS
- no sex
do you see the problem

[BlueAura]

I left a positive & comprehensive steam review and got a comment saying I was "what is wrong with the community" because my review did not mention sex.

[Topaz]

This game has buttplug support and bodypillows in the merch store, at this point those reviews should be expected

[tsfthe]

It's not OUR fault they didn't add it on launch

[deadbunny]

You're ABSOLUTELY right.





**it's disgusting that there isn't more sex**

[jordanelbertnathanaelsibue]

Ultrakill : made an actual sex update
TF2 : but that's my job

[rafaelmikoskirosa]

At this point, Hakita is able to put anything in the game. When I mean anything, I mean ANYTHING.

[shinobix]

My favourite is the guy who's like "I thought the reviews were joking but there really is no robot sex >:( ", I like to imagine he saw everybody complaining about the lack of robot sex and just thought "What a trivial thing to complain about, of course there's gonna be robot sex somewhere, kind of game _doesn't_ have that

[TheSyntheticAbomination]

The negative reviews about robot s3x quiet a little since the bu**plug support came out

[aYtto]

This fanbase is very... peculiar, to say the least.

[labbit]

We can assume every negative review that mentions robot sex is a good review because that’s funny as fuck

[Sacknana]

i prefer doom eternal but this game is extremely good except for one thing


there's no sex

[setiem]

Playing a Visual Novel without H scenes is like eating pizza without the toppings.