Touhou player

music : Touhou - Autumnal Waterfall.

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#東方

[yuuki]

"Why do you look so tired?"
"I used too much energy"
" *in a fight?* "
"..."

[TreeHugger]

“Aren’t you a touhou player too?”

“Yes. But I never said that I was the good one”

[unknownedleaf]

this would be impossible for regular humans but touhou players actually have smaller hit boxes

[cabbage]

When a TouHou Players' eyes are wide open like that, it just means that they are learning the bullet pattern of the situation in question.

[Interesting_Failure]

You forgot the part where once he's safe, he catches a raindrop out of the corner of his eye and panic bombs

[XXNemesisXXXX]

"This game is so hard, it would actually be easier to go outside in a thunderstorm and try to dodge rain." -AVGN, 2007

[Adamgibikurban]

as a touhou player. I can confirm this is what i do when i am in the shower.

[JzBoy]

I remember one of my friend told me to do that

[CerealBowlby]

The reason he stood so still was because he was analyzing the rain's attack pattern

[diannerenard]

You can tell he is a pro by how he learned the patterns of the rain in less than a minute.

[ahdiwjnaydjjs]

If you look closely at the rain animation before he starts moving, there actually is a noticeable gap he follows lol

[auser]

"what is he doing?"
"He's beginning to believe"

[the_infinexos]

"B-But... even your feet aren't wet! How??"
" *They're not my hitbox* "

[ShatteredGlass]

**get shot on head, arms, shoulders repeatedly**

Reimoo: "those aren't my hitbox"

[ThePie_NedGreen]

“Why are you staring at the rain? Something bothering you?”
“There’s a pattern”
*starts sweating* “w-what?”

[trapscancreate]

I love how this implied that there is always a human shaped gap in a rainstorm and we are all just too slow to avoid it. Getting wet in the rain is a skill issue.

[Rotihn]

Touhou players after being rejected for the 5th time

“There’s a pattern”

[_knsh_]

A real touhou player dodges the sun's rays.
Okay, I'm lying, a real touhou player dodges oxygen particles

[dakotabless]

When he grazing through rain without showing his hitbox:

"It's him! The Touhou PC-98 veteran!"

[ManlyBadassHero]

Unedited Footage Of Me But Replace Theme With BGM. Wind God Girl 風神少女