hakita ruins my video

#ultrakill

A man can only dream of making ultrakill theories before the dev smashes those theories to the ground

THIS A JOKE BTW I LOVE @Hakita (maybe)

[lainafeign]

Can't wait to see your villain arc continue! Who do we get to notice ya next and discredit work (Don't worry, i read the desc), some triple A dev?

[Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

Gabriel is canonically 4'11 because i hate him

[Weddlz-]

Hakita has the best love-hate relationship with his fanbase.

[AlexanderLasam]

Hakita: "None of the characters have canon heights"
Corpse of king Minos: "Woke up and chose to be 2069.7 feet tall today 😹😹😹🥱🥱🥱🥵🥵"

[enemyshadowdemon]

Can't wait to see that Hakita was bullshitting us and that Gabriel was indeed 5'10.

[garryhlambert]

this is because hakita is 3'2 irl

[the_furry_inside_your_walls]

This will undoubtedly bring joy to Hakita. He lives off of fumos and the satisfaction of crushing Ultrakill fans' dreams.

[swish]

This is like climbing up a really big mountain only for god to reach down and flick you off with a finger.

[vitaleriof]

Hakita's the kind of fella that wakes up everyday and chooses violence every single time

[SirPembertonS.Crevalius]

Hakita just made a supervillian, next act boss in the making right here.

[FrosteryGaming]

Next thing you know, Hakita will put you in the game as the shortest character with 10 paragraphs of lore to why you short

[fogsster]

"It's a good thing none of you made Ultrakill because it would suck"
- Hakita

Edit: Thank y'all so much for 3k likes! This is the most likes I've ever had on a comment so it means a lot!

[----S.]

"Never meet your heroes, you would dissapoint them"
–Hakita, probably

[colorphone]

the sysiphian task of making an ultrakill video and having hakita not tear it appart

[massgunner]

If no heights are canon then all heights are canon.

[rosant]

Only hakita can do this to their fans and not get mauled into bones.

[krollic]

dev is wrong. gabe is obviously a malding lanklet and thus 5'10"




based pfp btw

[jojos]

Hakita: I'm going to ULTRAKILL you!

[thesupremeduck]

if none of the characters have canon heights, it's entirely possible that corpse king is 4'11"

[FinnishArsonist]

Counterpoint: art is interprative, there is no correct way to interperet a piece of art, even if it's different from the creator. Therefore, I can interpret Gabriel from Ultrakill as 5ft10.