how to achieve communism

by popular request

[snipesthememe]

Thank you for actually drawing Poland's flag on right. The joke that lead most drawn polandballs to have it upside down is honestly beyond stale at this point

[hlibushok]

Replace Poland with Ukraine, Belarus or the Baltics and it's still accurate. I guess they really liked this method of achieving communism, huh.

[hk-]

There once was a Polish farmer, lets call him Jan, working his field, when his plough unearths something ancient. Jan, although a simple man, recognizes its value, despite it being covered in dirt. He begins cleaning it with the end of his sleeve. He gives it one rub. Two rubs. Upon the third rub, the lamp opens and out comes a genie!

After calming the farmer down, the genie explains to Jan that today was his lucky day, that his wish was the genie's command, and that Jan was to be granted three wishes. Jan is deep in thought, his mind racing with possibility, and the genie patiently awaits his command, knowing that this is a process that have taken previous owners of the lamp months to go through. After a while, Jan says "I wouldn't want to keep you waiting, so this will do:", and the genie leans forward with his ear to better hear the farmer's wish.

"I want China to invade Poland!"

The genie is taken aback by this request.

"You want China... to invade Poland?

"Yes."

"But this is Poland." the genie points out, still unsure of if his hearing has betrayed him after so many years asleep.

"I want China to invade Poland!" Jan repeats.

"Your wish is my command." says the genie, and before long, a low rumble is heard to the east.

"You might want to take cover", the genie says, and Jan, grinning from ear to ear, sprints toward his farmhouse to seek shelter in the basement.

Bomber aircraft soon fill the sky and a flood of tanks and soldiers begin to wash over the Polish countryside. After the dust has settled, Jan emerges from his hiding spot and finds that his farm burned down, his crops destroyed and the neighboring village reduced to a smoldering crater. Wandering the desolate landscape, he soon comes across a caravan of refugees, who bring him the grim news:

All of Poland is destroyed! Cities sacked! Millions dead!

Jan cannot stop laughing. The refugees dismiss him as another poor soul gone mad from loss and brutalization, unaware that he is in fact behind the catastrophe. Once left alone again, he produces the lamp from his pocket and gives it three rubs. The genie surveys his surroundings with mounting alarm, before saying: "I am kind of afraid to ask, but what is your second wish?" Jan replies, without any hesitation, "I want China to invade Poland again!"

The process repeats. The Polish people have barely had enough time to get their heads above water from the last invasion before another identical wave crashes over them. Once again the volume of human suffering defies all description.

Jan cannot get enough of it. He is rolling on the ground, holding his belly laughing.

Upon summoning the genie a third time to wish for the exact same thing, the genie says: "Alright, listen. I first saw the light of day in Persia a few thousand years ago, and I was always told you Christians could be a little crazy up in your homelands, but still, I thought that I had seen it all. I must know: why do you hate your own country so much?"

Suddenly Jan's facial expression becomes one of stunned surprise. "Hate my country? I love Poland! I love it above anything else in the world!"

"Then I don't understand!" says the genie, "Why do you keep wishing for China to invade and destroy Poland?"

"Because, " Jan says, with his maniacal smile returning, "to get to here, they had to go through Russia first."

[OrkosUA]

Replace Polish here with any country that used to be occupied by USSR or commies and it will still be 100% accurate...

[thatoneguyiii]

Funny how the ideology all about solidarity of the workers and peasants ends up universally hated by the workers and peasants

[notvonbayern]

And people wonder why Poland doesn't like russia.

[NN-hjcw]

Does anybody know what the song in the background is called

[redpointrana]

You forgot all the Polish women raped by communists and sadly few people know that communists also killed Polish Jews, not just the nazis. In the Katyn massacre for example, out of the 22.000 people killed, 8% of them were Polish Jews. Other than that, great video!

[velozio]

You should do one of these memes for all the commie regimes and movements. For instance, one about the Ethiopian Derg or Fidel Castro

[nicbahtin]

i like this series
do "how to achieve communism" in Cambodia

[alanwie]

- Force an regime built around the idea of the dictatorship of the working class in Poland.

-Polish working class overthrows said regime.

[SmookieYT]

1:09 The statue on the right was actually located in Prague, Czechoslovakia.

[kingofwingo]

Thanks for this handy guide, I'll try this out sometime.

[sahilhossain]

Lore of how to achieve communism momentum 100

[Mateo-oww]

rare footage of someone making Poland countryball actually Poland not indonesia

[TankMasterGo]

The title should be "how to achieve communism (for poland only)"

[tengia]

Step 1 just be communist, not matter what nationality, every communist is same.

[Eliminatore-ho]

Poland was one of the main reasons why comunisim colapsed, couldn’t done it without John Paul II

[nicbahtin]

To be fair bulshaviks also murdered russian soldiers, officers, intellectuals, teachers, etc.

[DoggyBingBong]

They did this to the Germans but even worse