Exclusive Scene From The Rings Of Power

In this exclusive scene from an upcoming episode of Amazon's new Lord of the Rings (?) show, Klovbar of Numenor is ready to face orcs, trolls, and oliphaunts - but is he ready to face the racism inside his heart?

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[TheBabylonBee]

What is the greatest threat facing Middle Earth in The Rings of Power?

[kp]

The fact they had to make the "black female dwarf" disabled is A LOT more inclusive than Amazon's Princess Disa. So stunning and brave for the Babylon Bee's inclusivity. 🙌👏

[decepticonleaderstarscream]

That squirrel walking animation gets a 10/10 from me

[thomasc]

The Babylon Bee production is better than The Ring of Power.

[doggogreg]

This is unironically better than the actual show. Well done on this one, lads.

[ToastyD]

The "standing on land stolen from indigenous orcs" line is brilliant

[Jexol_AI]

As a black crippled woman in a wheelchair. I now feel seen. I can finally relate to Lord of the Rings. Thank you Baby Lon Bee.

[tommaguzzi]

When Sauron says " I want you all to call me Sharon and I want to have babies"
Stunning and brave.

[kender]

I experienced more pleasant emotions in 5 minutes than I did in 3 episodes of the original show.

[jjones]

I suspect this might be better than the actual show.

[creigcoogan]

“He’s going to eat me!”
“Don’t mock ethnic food choices.”
😂🤣🤣

[Maskofeyes]

I'd watch this as a series over the actual show.

[That_Guy]

You just know they put more passion into this production than Amazon ever did with their show.

[andreasn]

The part where the orc is running and not getting any closer, great homage to The Holy Grail!

[markusfreund]

"You killed they!" The entire Cringe of Power in a 5-minute spot. I would've been seriously surprised if this weren't as flawlessly spot-on as it is.

[LobsterPuncher]

The fight choreography was breathtaking! And the gender confirming dialogue and condemnation of anglo masculine microaggressions really captures the spirit of Tolkien! I give it 6 out of 4 stars!

[nickev]

Thank you from a true Tolkien fan. His stories are much more than some elves and halflings running around Middle Earth. They mean something, something these woke writers do not see and it is a slap in his face to ruin them like Amazon has. In my mind, Amazon stole the title and wrote a completely different story with no connection to LOTR at all.

[PinkiemachineStudios]

Honestly, whoever was playing the faux-Aragorn should really do more stuff like this, he was really good! I would pay to see him star in a Lord of the Rings style movie.

[richardbachman]

Finally someone interpreted for us what Tolkien was REALLY trying to tell. Thank you, thank you, Amazon!

[NotAnOrk]

"I am wearing a green cloak"

The MontyPython bit of the Ork running toward them slayed me