OG Conspiracy Theorist

It’s time to step up and say something!

#comedy #standup #dannyjolles #conspiracy #theory #theories #conspiracytheory #keanureeves

[thanielxj]

My favorite conspiracy theory is that drug companies plant ragweed so you'll buy more allergy medicine.

[Oliviaandtrina]

"They are trying to spy on us with a micro chip!!" they type posting publicly from the device that they have given permission to record them at any time, that tracks their location, that they keep in their back pocket at all times. Make it make senseA

[ianhopkins]

I really thought he was gonna go "I'm an OG conspiracy theorist. Bush did 9/11? I was ON that shit"

[HovektheArtist]

I remember the flamewars of whether keanu was a time traveller or vampire, until the day someone says this "what if he is a time travelling vampire"

[oliviahibbard]

And here I've heard that Keanu Reeves was an immortal

[lofttm]

Setup: “HAHAHAHAHAHA”

A whole crowd of NPCs lol

[robertwyatt]

My favorite conspiracy theories are just videos of the CIA admitting fucked up things on live television. Like “yeah dude we assassinated that country’s leader. that was us.”

[Slipewater]

Paused after the setup and predicted the rest of the joke.

[JaysSavvy]

I sure hope you got your poke and all the subsequent boosts.

You deserve it.

[pho.phonic]

My favorite conspiracy theory is that the US government has never done anything wrong, lied to its citizens, covered up illegal activities or waged wars under false pretenses 😅

[Chaosgiver]

Keanu Reeves is not a time traveler. We all know he's a vampire

[shawnmanchester]

Og conspiracy theories werent theories, just government coverups

[bevmaxwell]

At some point we really need to look at Monsanto. It's not a conspiracy theory when it's true.

[tealquartz]

Conspiracy theorists are now just called.... right.

[RealJugLY]

As a 28 year old this is completely accurate they got nothing on us OG conspiracy theorists

[satibel]

Pet conspiracy theory: YouTube promotes sigma male videos because it fits with the American narrative, the same way tik tok promotes silliness outside of china but hard work and achievement inside of china.

[alexhutchins]

Saw one saying the Chinese spy balloon was an alien space craft. It was hilarious.

[gabechavez]

“Ima OG conspiracy theorist”😂 that’s funny that’s what is was like back before the “conspiracy era” blew up commercially

[MrMeszaros]

Now that's a conspiracy I'm willing to believe.
Keanu travelled through time to be with us.

[Cadaverous]

Bruh fr said modern conspiracy theorists are morons for coming up with way more believable theories lmao.