Dumb Ways to Shop (Dumb Ways to Die parody video)

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[LanidWaysDieRandom]

0:00 Numpty
0:05 Stupe
0:09 Pillock
0:12 Dippy/Dummkopf
0:31 Lax
0:35 Happles Boothy Mishap & Bingy
0:39 Numskull
0:43 Doomed
1:05 Botch
1:10 doofus
1:24 Loopy/Numpty Child/Dunce Calamity and Bungle/Stumble without hair

[Kiyanlynn]

Characters Cast:
0:00 Numpty
0:05 Stupe
0:09 Pillock
0:13 Dippy (Female)
0:31 Lax
0:35 Happles
0:39 Numskull
0:43 Doomed
1:05 Botch
1:11 Doofus
1:24 Bungle
1:25 Calamity &
1:25 Dimwit

[inkiiradiance]

Me: i’m not scared at anything, but this.

1:32: Purses, belts and shoes at Forever 21, Wet Seal and Charlotte Russe-

Me: *this scares me*

[ralphdavidheaven]

Notices:
The man from "set fire to your hair" is there (Buy a pet from the discount shop"
The man from "eat medicine that's out of date" is there (Buy a sweater made of stinky cheese)
The man from "eat a 2-week-old unrefrigerated pie" is there (Lost your car in the parking lot)
IRONY: The man from "dress up like a moose during hunting season" is there with the same (Buy a reindeer costume during hunting season)
Wtf but nice parody

[THE_EPIC_DUCK]

*CHICKEN FLAVORED SOCKS FOR NO GOOD REASON*

[stackzofcash]

Baby saying, “dumb ways to die”
Round of a clause for the baby’s first word

[nalcedo]

0:01 Numpty
0:05 Hapless
0:09 Pillock
0:09 Dippy
0:31 Lax
0:35 Doofus Jr.
0:39 Stupe
0:43 Dummkopf
1:04 Botch
1:11 Doofus
1:24 Bungle
1:25 Calamity
1:25 Dimwit

[SprunkideAniversario]

0:00 Numpty 0:05 Hapless 0:08 Pillock dummkopf (but red) dunce and calamity 0:12 Dippy (but female) 0:31 Lax 0:35 Hapless baby? Numskull bungle (but red) and dimwit (but no ears) 0:39 Stupe (No pilot hat) 0:43 loopy 1:04 Botch 1:10 Doofus 1:24 Stumble (but no hair) 1:24 Bonehead 1:25 Putz

[freddiepumford]

Sound effects
Blue guy: help me from this dragon
Green guy: this gas feels nice
Light green guy: I love this
Everyone runs away
Pink guy: ooh let’s hope no one sees that
Sky guy: where’s my car is in there somewhere
Angry guys: where is your mum
Baby: ooh
Lime guy: this balloon is nice
Purple guy: I need to change in the changing room
Police: hey ma’am freeze
Purple guy: owww
Bolth: failure
Tangerine guy: mmmm this tastes nice

[TheScars]

I didn't know lead could hurt you... Thanks for the good tip!

[ggmrgameanddraw]

Wow. I should really warn my mom about the stores. She LOVES buying purses.

[SometimesYaDontJustPressHotels]

Similar beans:
VERSE 1 - Numpty, Stupe (no hat), Pillock, Divvy (no ears, wears a skirt)
VERSE 2 - Lax, Doofus (baby), Numskull (no spacesuit), Doomed’s Mom
VERSE 3 - Botch, Hapless (shorter, I want to say different shape, not seen in chorus)
BRIDGE - Dimwit (no ears), Calamity, Bungle (all three not seen in chorus)

[TCYUx]

Buy a pet from a discount shop
Fill up on gas mixed with soda pop
Buy a sweater made of stinky cheese
or a really short skirt when there's a wicked breeze

Dumb ways to shop
So many dumb ways to shop
Dumb ways to shop
So many dumb ways to shop
 
Lose your car in the parking lot
Leave your baby in the kiddie spot
Get a huge helium balloon
or take a way too many clothes in the changing room

Dumb ways to shop
So many dumb ways to shop
Dumb ways to shop
So many dumb ways to shop

Buy a reindeer costume in hunting season
Chicken flavored socks for no good reason
Buy a purse or handbag from one of these stores
Forever 21, Wet Seal and Charlotte Russe
They sell their bags for cheap,
but some will contain lead,
a poison that can hurt you mess up your hand

Dumbest ways to shop
Dumbest ways to shop
Dumbest ways to shop
So many dumb.. 
So many dumb ways to shop
 

[simonbadura]

0:42 Or take WAY too many clothes into the changin' room.

[GummyPikminProductions]

Lyrics:
Buy a pet at a discount shop
Fill up with gas mixed with soda pop
Buy a sweater made of stinky cheese
Or a really short skirt when there’s a wicked breeze

Dumb ways to shop
So many dumb ways to shop
Dumb ways to shop
So many dumb ways to shop

Lose your car in the parking lot
Leave your baby in the kiddies spot
Get a huge helium balloon
Or take way too many clothes in the changing room

Dumb ways to shop
So many dumb ways to shop
Dumb ways to shop
So many dumb ways to shop

Buy a reindeer costume in hunting season
Chicken flavor socks for no good reason
Buy a purse or handbag from one of these stores
Forever 21, Wet Seal or Charlotte Russe
They sell their bags for cheap
But some contain lead!
A poison that can hurt you and can mess up your head

Dumbest ways to shop (So dumb, sucker!)
Dumbest ways to shop (Oh, yes they are.)
Dumbest ways to shop (Don’tcha know that they’re toxiiiic!)
So many dumb, so many dumb ways to shop

[MsAnitaPink]

my friend has shoes from wet seal, should i kill them with fire?

[fplgpwh]

This video is the reason why I keep at a 5-foot distance from Forever 21.

[rubberonion]

Great working with the Center for Environmental Health to animate "Dumb Ways to Shop" (parodying the DWtD video). Great people doing great work... always good to have gigs like this. Share it around. Lead in purses... not cool. Animation... cool.

[meganiscool]

1, 000th comment and I used to watch this as a child

[YourLocalTrashPandaXOXO]

Chicken-Flavoured Socks??? Excuse me what on earth!? XD