Dumb Ways to Drive

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--This video is a parody of Metro Trains Melbourne's "Dumb Ways to Die".

[GeorgeJacks]

0:04 looks like numpty but with out fire

[j_gamer]

I just love how the guy racing the cops just bounced off the cop car. It's just so funny.

[Anyo]

I was hit by a drunk driver at 80mph once lucky I survived, he wasn’t so lucky, please don’t drink and drive, it can ruin, destroy, end many lives.

[ShaferProductions]

LYRICS (Warning, do not attempt any of the following below)

Coat your wheels with Vaseline
Give a hit to a Washing Machine
Play Bumper Cars with a Flatbed Truck
Or Hide and Seek with a Full-Grown buck

Dumb ways to drive
So many dumb ways to drive
*(X2)*

Practice Taekwondo as you cruise (Cruise)
Use your road time to catch a snooze (Snooze)
Do your makeup in the mirror while your running late
Take the oncoming lane on the Interstate

Dumb ways to drive
So many dumb ways to drive
*(X2)*

Have a race with the highway cop
Reach a Red light and forget to stop
Hand a set of keys to each of your kids
Take a very long drive on a really short bridge

Dumb ways to drive
So many dumb ways to drive
*(X2)*

Reverse on a One Way Street (On a One Way Street)
Pass the rocks on and brake to the beat (Brake to the beat)
Find a mine and drive right through
I wonder, what's this red button?

*Ninny was not The Impostor.*

Dumb ways to drive (Dumb ways to drive)
So many dumb ways to drive (They are so dumb)
Dumb ways to drive...
So many dumb ways to drive

Go for a car wash with your sunroof open
Speed off a cliff into the Atlantic Ocean
Sit behind the wheel when you're drunk as a sailor
Forget to designate a driver that's sober
Drink and drive 'til the day is over

They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly...

...The dumbest ways to drive (The dumbest ways to, drive)
The dumbest ways to drive (The dumbest ways to, drive)
The dumbest ways to drive...
So many dumb... (So many dumb)
So many dumb ways to drive (So many dumb)

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[bigglesworth]

whoever is singing I like ur voice. Your a good singer

[NO-tdob]

0:47 - Take the oncoming lane on the interstate

[freddiepumford]

1:47 i wonder whats this red button do 1:50

[hughie]

2:32 they may not rhyme? If you listened they did

[emmanuelsemons]

1:47 I wonder what’s this red button do?

[gyaltsengoh]

1:47 hhill climb racing 2 i wonder what the exit button does?

[xykonic]

1:02 somebody tell me why that ladys hips are getting smaller than bigger

[midori_notori]

I did one of these dumb ways to drive. I once pressed a button that turned on the emergency brake.

[sarah.lovelace.animated]

0:47. Please let this be a normal field trip....

[AlphaGaming-txht]

We use this sound *dumb ways to drive* if you see a car crash video

[Dave-bp]

1:42 looks like hapless without eaten by a bear

[jeremiahhanna]

And 0:10 I made a remix when he says machine

[Медиа-лазурь-кот]

2:09 you when you drown, you will be definitely breathless as you hate.

[mintstarmari]

To be fair, I’m afraid of driving myself. I know how dangerous it is and how hard is it for me to focus. Not to mention that too much cars around can damage the environment and clog traffic.

I think I’ll take the bus.

[Bug]

01:21-01:36 that's is a good musical style

[NO-tdob]

Take the oncoming lane on the interstate
Reverse on a one-way street