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Achilles | Legends Are Made

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warning for mild violence/death
this video is dedicated to morgan, kyuhl and bonnie
morgan for telling me to use the og gays, kyuhl for giving me a synopsis of the myth, and bonnie for telling me how to shade shang's face in the first scene because i don't understand how the most fundamental basics of lighting work
idk when exactly i started finding masking relaxing, if a little dull
maybe it's literally b/c i'm tryna procrastinate from everything else i could do and simultaneously try not to think abt them
so... the story
if u don't know wtf achilles is abt, don't worry, i didn't either until i spent 5 minutes glancing at his wikipedia before i started editing this
hercules is achilles
shang is patroclus
sinbad is hector
gaston is paris
rameses is apollo
THE STORY:
-- Achilles and Patroclus grew up together. Patroclus was older than he was and acted as something of a mentor figure. Boring old white historians keep trying to say this wasn't gay, as though they aren't talking about Ancient Greece. It was gay. It was definitely gay. My B in GCSE History says so.
--Fast forward to the TROJAN WAR, something I know only two things about: Helen pretty and wooden horses. For some reason neither of those things feature in this story.
-- Achilles was a brat, I guess? He didn't want to fight in the Trojan War for some reason. I'm not sure why. I think it's literally because some guy stole his pretty lady slave and he had a paddy abt it. Would've literally cakewalked this war if someone weren't havin a mard but I guess this is where we are.
-- Patroclus buggers off to the battle with the rest of the men but is killed by Prince Hector of Troy. Apparently he was killed because Apollo "stole his wits", whatever the fuck that means. Did he make him stupid? Did Apollo magically bimboify Patroclus just to kill him? Also fun fact, apparently Troy is in Turkey, there's the answer to a question you didn't ask.
-- When Achilles finds out his boyfriend is dead, he is Not Happy. You could even say that he is Sad.
-- He goes to battle and kills the FUCK out of Hector. He's very dishonourable about it too, attaching Hector's body to the back of his chariot and riding it through the streets like a madman. (I wasn't about to edit that, I don't even edit proper kisses, you know this)
-- Hector's brother Paris is also Not Happy about this turn of events. I think he prays to Apollo? I'm not sure. This wasn't the Paris of Troy wikipedia I was reading after all. Anyway, Apollo's like "I got you boo, just shoot your arrow wherever, I'll handle the rest" and he schloops that thing right into Achilles' heel with his godly telekinesis like he's Carrie.
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