r/Offmychest I'm Divorcing Husband Over His FARTS

0:00 Intro
0:10 Broken and entering
4:40 Wedding dress
6:31 Ruined
11:32 Fart divorce

[pokemonfreak]

That guys girlfriend literally said, "Call the ambulance. BUT NOT FOR ME." 😂

[kaykay]

Story 1: Anti-violent does not mean nonviolent. Gf was protecting her home and bf.

[mel-ctdq]

Fart story
The husband is being vindictive. Sneaking in to your daughters room as your are falling asleep to fart is way beyond childish.
He will end up sad, alone and smelly.

[aerieleah]

That farting one...I wonder if he was planning on the divorce, or if when she served him, he decided to pretend he wanted it more. She's better of without him. He's gross and cruel. He doesn't even care about his own health. 12 lbs in 2 days is insane.

[paragonofawesomeness]

The cops in that first story sound incompetent. They wanted to arrest OP, and they didn't didn't get medical attention for the burglar until the girlfriend insisted on it?

[MisaKeiJune]

the last story: Dude could just buy a toy to vibrate his butt if it means THAT much to him

[hiroshi]

House robber : "Hehehe I'm gonna get rich"

Announcement voice : MORTAL

[Richard_Nickerson]

"I raised you better than to be petty about your bf cheating on you with your sister"
But you didn't raise the sister better than to steal her own sister's bf?

[bleizsama]

First story: Girlfriend fucked him up holy hell... Glad OP didn't see her negatively and agreed she be a bad ass woman.

[jerryeubanks]

Person A breaks into person B's house and gets beaten up my person B. So, arrest person C? How does that make sense?

[dranet]

That last story, holy cow farts!! She should have put ExLax in his food to make him afraid to fart.

[polyacov_yury]

Story 2: as soon as I heard "white dress at a wedding", I thought "she deserves to have wine spilled all over it". And then OP BLOODY DID IT LOL

[kaykay]

Final Story: He went into his daughter’s bedroom and farted in op’s face. WTF What is wrong with him?

[lornaginetteharrison]

Does anyone else think that The Toxic Trumpeter™️ from the last story deliberately avoided all his trump-triggering junk food while he was dating OP, presumably because he’d been dumped repeatedly by other gfs in the past?

The fact that he immediately re-engaged in his gas-inducing diet as soon as they were married proves he was waiting until he’d trapped her to reveal his perverted fart addiction.

[princessbeaniewiggle]

Last story: Pretty early on I had a feeling it was deliberate. Looks like I was right. It sucks that he waited until after marriage to show his red flags.

[justanothermadone]

Story 1 - to quote CritCrab: 'Violence is never the answer. It is a question. And sometimes the answer is 'F*CK YES!''

The GF was an absolute BAMF!

[TFTN_Official]

God damn I want a partner like O.P’s girlfriend in the first story! Funny, placid, caring, a loving partner and a secret badass

[guardianblackwolable]

Last story: He wasn't doing it because of the way they felt. He was doing it because of the way op reacted and was trying to get away from him. Sleeping with the door locked because he got up before she was asleep to fart is sadistic. He knows what upsets his stomach and uses those foods to torment op. The audio at the end just solidifies that he didn't marry op out of love but because he hated her and wanted to do everything in his power to hurt her everyday.

[SherriLyles]

S1: She was protecting herself and her home. Calm down, OP, she'll protect you.
Last story: OP needs to share her post with family. He is obviously off his rocker.

[silverflight]

Story 3: Cheating is unforgivable, and so is siding with the cheater. They literally brushed off OP's feelings to the point of her nearly [CENSORED] because of favoritism, and now they have nobody. I hope Kevin learned a very, VERY harsh lesson.