Cartman Shoots Tolkien

[wilsontheknight]

At least he is also protecting himself from sea bears

[henryhammond]

Never try to be the bigger person when Cartman is the other person in question...

[BillyBillyandMandyReal]

He gets taken to juvie for throwing a rock at him but not for shooting him

[rodrickgoldberg]

0:29
I love how you can actually see Cartman preemptively reach for the gun.

[Siptom]

At least cartman is keeping his distance to everybody.

[FrankBoothPBR]

"Bump that shit bro be the bigger person"

[Soundtracks]

Cartman is taking social distancing to a whole new level

[acidmana]

I'm both infuriated and laughing my ass off wtf this show will always peak

[igotwect]

Tolkien missed a great opportunity when Cartman said “the bigger person” 💀

[johnsalazar]

0:37 Who is here after the pandemic special

[silentrock]

I love how you edited the title to say ‘Tolkien’ instead of ‘Token’.

[LITTLE]

Let's be serious, he always wanted to kill Token, anyway.

[MikeNoob]

I expected Cartman to punch Token in the face
but Cartman can't be predictable

[Betbuff.official]

bro you are the MVP for changing the name

[dillonhall]

When South Park portrays 2020 social distancing

[PK_Tungsten]

Tolkien really approached the DANGER ZONE

[huffnpuff]

lol I love you changed the the name of the video to match the retcon

[alejog.]

0:40 when Bowser shoots Mario for no reason…

[LordZula]

Matt and Trey actually considered having Tolkien die here but they liked him too much.

[theequalizer]

The most intense stand off in the entire show