Mega church pastors after saying “It’s all about God”

[hezekiahthomas]

"I can feel god in here tonight guys " proceeds to enter the church with a full WWE entrance

[davidyehezkiel]

"The Lord have blessed me with this lambo and you too can received his blessing.... By donating to the house of God"

[SledderVR]

I'm a strong Christian, and this is sadly true...

[billnyesenberg]

Kaiba as a mega church pastor makes sense for some reason.

[Pung_Fungler]

The lord WANTed me to have a dragon mech and slow fall jet pack, he basically GAVE it to me

[SumTroll]

"I cant fly commercial with all those demons"- True quote from one of those mega church pastors.

[Boogie]

“ The holy blessings package. For the low cost of $123.99”

[cyruslupercal]

"If God didn't want me to buy that private jet why did he make it so cheap?"

[DaveAyoub]

“ If God didn’t want me to have this jetpack and 500, 000, 000 dollar cruise ship to myself he shouldn’t be given it to me”

[rowbeans-ln]

“God wants me to have this jet pack. So I can spread his word to you more betterer.”

[Տkull]

"God wants me to have this jet pack to spread his word better" - Pastor Kaiba

[lilblitz]

“And I baptize you in the name of the father and in the name of my mansion and in the name of my new jet amen”😂😂😂

[Mattscalf]

Literally goes so perfect with this song! He is definitely saying, “Lord forgive me”to himself😂😂😂

[Free-Ughyers_Free-Kashmir]

Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Truly I tell you, it is hard for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”
(Mathew 19:23-24)

Im a Muslim btw. We know all too well about groups of people who misinterpret scriptures for their own desires

[mneviss]

Jesus: "Hey, being wealthy doesn't mean you're seen as a good person by God."

Every Televangelist Ever:

[midmanVR-qnvk]

How taylor swift gets from her couch to her kitchen:

[DebunkingMadness]

I am a Christian who has been to many churches, but man… These types of mega churches have to stop. They don’t teach the true gospel. Most times they don’t even have a lot of scripture to go on what they’re saying; they’ll have like one verse on kindness and somehow turn it into why they should give more to their “church.”
I just want them to reach the Bible.

[wyettcoxcox-]

The fact this was a scene in a TV show about cards. It's hilarious

[MysticalHeartless]

This strikes home REALLY HARD for me.

My mother was brainwashed with "the church" for most of her old life. Always putting church before me, nearly neglecting me all my life in its favor.

She alone, donated around if not over $90K throughout her life.. and still does to this day! Drives me crazy because we're in no means rich, hardly even middle class. If we were ever in a bind and needed a quick hand out, yall already know that church aint gonna give us squat 😂

[eliharrell]

" for just 19.99 you can sow your seed "