THE ACOLYTE Episode 3 Is THE END of STAR WARS.

EPISODE 3 of THE ACOLYTE dropped on Disney+ last night, and I really wish we could close the Pandora's box of content Disney opened,
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[nasis]

This is how Star Wars dies. With thunderous scissoring.

[Xenophon]

South Park wasn't a message; it was a warning.

[BroadMeadow-ds]

Twin sisters with a mystical bond connected by The Thread. "I love you, Oshie! What? You wanna be a Jedi? I'm gonna kill you!" What a bond.

[Crazy_Gamer_OG]

Women at Lucasfilm - *The Force is Female*

Also Women at Lucasfilm - *We killed The Force*

[ForcefighterX]

You can really feel how no one at Disney even likes Star Wars.

[fatcatmrty]

What blows my mind is the score on Rotten Tomatoes like a 12% audience score and a 85% critic score.

[azzajames]

“Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.” ....JRR Tolkien.

[Crippledsasquash]

The fact that just one of these episodes cost more than Godzilla minus one just shows the amount of corruption in Hollywood

[tonya]

“The power of 1, The power of 2, The power of

It’s like nails on a chalkboard.

Pure 🐴💩.

[jemlovestfm]

I fell asleep 20 minutes into the first episode and never looked back. I thought Filoni would save Star Wars, but somehow he looked at this and didn't see anything wrong with it. I honestly believe if Disney randomly gathered 12 Star Wars fans and asked them to produce a show it would be heads and shoulders above this.

[mrmaxaxl]

Star Wars; A Lesbian Adventure in a Diverse Universe far, far away.

[TheeJay]

Disney is like the opposite of the Midas Touch, everything they touch turns to crap.

[Musictheory]

That fucking dance is quite possibly the most cringe shit I have ever laid eyes upon. "The power of one, the power of two, the power of WHO THE FUCK SIGNED OFF ON THAT? my skin is still crawling.

[deltavagen]

Of course the Black Kids don't have a father... Disney being Disney

[JubeiSenpai]

Paying credit card bills instead of watching space witches is tight

[mco]

Get ready for Kathleen Kennedy, Leslye Headland, and especially Amandla Stenberg to start blaming the fans (again) and calling them racists, bigots, and more for the disaster that this train wreck is. It's obviously not their fault...clearly.

Also, I cancelled my Disney+ and encourage other to do the same. Enough is enough already. I should have pulled the plug after "Andor" wrapped up.

ETA: I meant I should have known nothing was going to top "Andor". That show was amazing, and the only truly excellent thing Disney ever gave us, and probably ever will. Well, until the second season, hopefully.

[Excusername]

Lesbian Space Witches with immaculate conception in a burnable Stone Castle.

[mikelowe]

Star Wars Theory broke it down perfectly! This is Headlands therapy sessions

[fliplife]

All Disney really has done so far is pissed off the hard core SW fans.

[roaldruss]

The cussing is strong with this one. To reference an old acquaintance: " Good, good! Use your aggressive feelings, [girl], let the hate flow through you!"

Star Wars is dead. We should treat it as such.