The Acolyte Episode 3 - Absolute Garbage

Star Wars The Acolyte episode 3 does the impossible, destroying immersion and everything George Lucas wrote about the force, the chosen one prophecy, creating force sensitives, and the Jedi training philosophies of younglings in general. There is a lot to unpack. Here we go.

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[OurHeroXero]

Remember when the most hated thing about Star Wars was JarJar Binks?
We didn't know how good we had things...

[Daft-SFM]

I was half expecting Grievous to come out of nowhere and slaughter an entire coven of witches again

[speedypetegnarly]

“Twice the pride, double the fall”
-Count Dooku

[MrJackal]

"You cannot win, Anakin. I have the high threadcount" said Obiwan, slowly caressing the cashmere shawl

[billymanziel]

The power of ONE, the power of TWO, the power of MANY cancelled Disney+ subscriptions

[Briansgate]

How have I not seen a single joke about a girl named OSHA getting her building burned down in a fire.

[GameExplorer]

I'm adding to Harvey Wienstein's list of crimes the fact that he gave Leasly Headland a career.

[ShinAkuma]

The "I love you so much I will kill you" makes perfect sense when you consider the people that wrote this story lack an understanding of love so extreme they actually believe that killing your loved ones is an option.

[NicholasLightTV]

I have Star Wars tatted on me. Princess Leia. My favorite character, a woman.

This isn’t Star Wars. This is an agenda being pushed by Harvey Weinstein’s former assistant. Making a mockery of our heroes, telling us Jedi are bad, ruining Anakin’s uniqueness. It’s a disgrace to the franchise. I thought it couldn’t get worse than the sequels, but here we are.

Just looking forward to your fan films bro. You keep the TRUE Star Wars alive. Much love to you and admire you for always being honest, regardless of these weirdos on twitter canceling you every second. They like Star Wars for the wrong reasons.

[juancabardo]

Clicked faster than when Anakin blew up the death star

[MiguelLopez-znwo]

We got to speak with our wallets. Just canceled my Disney +

[logicalVerne]

"So this is how Star Wars dies, with thunderous Lesbian witches chanting" - Princess Leia of Naboo

[moi]

South Park: Joining the Panderverse is looking more and more like a Disney behind the scenes documentary

[bulghar_the_grey]

Torbin is the smartest character. He drank the poison to get the fuck out of this show.

[marknotestine]

Two other lessons the series unintentionally gives:
1. Even in a galaxy far far away there is still an issue with young black children being raised without a father.
2. If the twins were impregnated with the force in one of the mothers then the force is truly male.

[Arphemius]

1. Name one of your characters Osha.
2. Have her sister die from falling with a broken down bridge, which only happened because they used flammable rocks as building material.

[leebishop]

"Somehow, the
"Somehow, the fire killed everybody."
"Somehow, the fire started on stone."
"Somehow, Sol thinks Mae is dead."

[symonsma]

Rian Johnson: I destroyed Star Wars
Leslye Headland: Hold my beer

[realexg]

We owe Jar Jar the biggest apology in the world

[LousyNine]

How to destroy a franchise in two simple steps:
1. Sell it to Disney
2. Sit back and watch