How to Be a Woke White Person

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Ever wonder how to become a woke white person? In this step by step instructional, you’ll slice through social justice warrior school and emerge with a high level degree in woke-ology. You’ll know not only how to get offended by anything, you’ll understand how to accrue woke social justice warrior points by canceling other white people for not taking enough action to heal racism. As a woke white person, you’ll be serving your country well in your integral role in cancel culture.

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Im so woke that I yell at minorities that don't feel oppressed and try to convince them that they are.

michaelanthony

When Morgan Freeman was asked what to do to stop
racism, he said, "quit talking about it".

commonsense

This guy's sarcasm is on another level! I'm so glad the algorithm doesn't know what to do with this guy 🤣Love this channel LOL

Mista_Cassla

😂😂, as an african people, this is very hilarious! You see most people in my country are very happy when they see people from other countries wearing our traditional clothes. There is nothing bad in it, to me they just show their love for our culture 🥰

aminata

He looks like an MMA fighter, a vegan influencer, and a metalcore drummer all at the same time lol

SG-skkt

You forgot telling black people that they are not black because they disagree with you.

mgoldstyles

“If it doesn’t give you a dopamine hit from social media acknowledgement, it doesn’t help create change”

This man is throwing haymakers out here

jmhill

I think JP just explained the entirety of social media.

thestarseeker

As a black man, I’ve had to get as far away from a liberal as possible. For my sanity, and for my mental health.

YoungBlackJedi

"accuse them of racism because there are no black people in their food." ...completely lost it

realLoganMoody

As a white person, I am so woke I always make it a point to accuse my mirror reflection of being a racist.

nankypooh

Your videos are hilarious. I love them, and they are so true. I once was yelled at for being racist (there was no black people in my retirement home class), so I told them: "Thank you for pointing that out - I will now seek out black people for my classes - and only black people. I won't be racst anymore." They actually thought they changed me, and had a *huge* dopamine rush - not knowing I was cynical .... but I "turned the knife" even more - and I told them: "You know, clouds are racist - they are white. The Space shuttle is racist - a black astronaut was killed in the explosion. Sheep and white butterflies are racist. Zebras and panda bears are half racist. Pianos are racist - they have more white keys than black keys. And as I followed them to their car (it was a white car), I said "and you need to trade your car in - it's racist." and I walked away.

*Endless* entertainment!

santa_claus-north_pole

I wonder how many woke people saw this video and actually thought “finally someone who gets it.” Haha

ReptarTheUgly

“Accuse them of being racist because there’s no black people in their food.”

Writing this down.

justinsmall

I'm not lying, the very first psychology lecture at Harvard was teaching us how to do this and then how to justify it. There was a lot of name calling and jargon, but the main ones were using phenomenology (study of experience) and hermeneutics (interpretation) to explain that all experiments should be about black people, run by black people which they actually called 'colored' and they taught us the goal of the research was to 'construe the mind' of the colored people to 'achieve collective agency'. You can't make this shit up.

stephencirving