Surgery, but it’s like the US economy

[AnnonymousEditz]

“But he just came in with a headache.”

Nurse is nice, but the doctor got his degree from google images.

[kalamari]

Let me tell you, I have the best lobotomies, nobody does lobotomies like I do, okay? I’ve seen them all, some people, really smart people, they’ll come up to me and ask “how did you learn to lobotomize like that, ” and they can just tell I get it done, I’ve been getting it done for years.

[luyandzabavukiledlamini]

"Or forget everything and blame it on the next doctor "
Reminds me of a certain kind of people 😅

[ojack]

Such a genius way of explaining the… situation 😅

[HEAVENLYTABLETS]

"Suzie! Where's my golf clubs!"
😭🤣😆

[exquisitetoast]

"my work here is done"
"But... you didn't do anything"

[Nickever]

It's rare to catch a newly drop short.

[nprnilk]

“And if anything bad happens, it’s the previous doctor’s fault.”

[krossik]

“And I found my new favorite word, ‘tariffs’ “

[musongakati]

This is... diabolical. Way to sum up American politics

[CyanTheOctoling]

"Yea no he's dead"
*Zombie Apocalypse Starts*

[wrdnama]

“Lobotomy is such a new word. A lot of people still don’t know what it means. Doesn’t it just roll off the tongue? Lobotomy. It’s my new favorite word. It might be one of the greatest words in history… And they say no one really knows what it means yet. My uncle used to teach at MIT, it runs in the family. IQ.”

[leonjacklyn]

Ending made me jump more than I’d like to admit lol

[christopherwright]

Clever way to avoid mentioning politicians but making it obvious enough for those that know

[roosterman]

Groceries, what an old fashioned word

[chiefdenis]

"He'll wake up with so much blood he won't even know what to do with it" that shit sent me🤣

[A_random_dude_lol]

Bro is the IRL google answer for feeling a little bad

[OniSyphon]

We have to go through this every 4-8 years, and half of the patients get amnesia. 😅

[punchew]

Some people are definitively not going to understand this short lmao

[DemoniqueLewis]

The follow up has to be a press briefing to discuss the golf tournament that the doctor won after the operation!