When You Have Immigrant Parents. K-Von

When you have immigrant parents, it can lead to some pretty embarrassing conversations with your friends. In this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special K-Von talks about his experience growing up with a middle eastern father. Whether you're someone who has immigrant parents, or you're an immigrant yourself this clip form K-Von's full Dry Bar Comedy special is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.

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[kylieadkins]

Good one K-Von!!! Tanx, as always, for the laughs!! 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

[scottfortune]

Lol. Fourt comes and goes, tird you have someting to show. Lol

[rivers]

Funny names! I recall from many many years ago two Mexican brothers. One was named Oragello and the other...Limejellow. I suspect you are too young to remember that one K.

[UserName_no]

People who have been here for generations still enunciate English differently. While some of us ask a question, others might axe or acts a question. But we need clarification here. The Dry Bar is supposed to be void of profanity. This guy is on par with genius of George Carlin. " You can prick your finger, but you can't finger your prick". This guy sets it up beautifully. For every genius we loose, another takes their place. Bravo (standing ovation).

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodin]

How do you get to hell?
Very simple: claim that you're innocent.

How do you get to heaven?
Very simple: Admit that you're not Innocent, you're guilty and ask for mercy.

How to know if you're guilty or not?
Simply: Compare your life to the Ten Commandments God gave you in the Bible.
Everyone agrees that if people followed the ten commandments there would be no need for governments or police.

Do not lie.
Do not steal.
Do not commit adultery.
Do not insult God by using his name as a cuss word.
There are six more but let's just leave it at that.

How many lies have you told in your life?

Have you ever taken anything that didn't belong to you?

Jesus said, if you look at a women lustfully you've already committed adultery in your heart with that woman.
How many times a day do you do that?

Do you use God's name as a cuss word?
Would you do that with your own mother's name?

If you answer these questions honestly you know that you're guilty.

God can justly punish you and send you to hell.

Ask him for mercy.
His name is Jesus.

It's as simple as this, The Ten Commandments are called the moral law. You and I broke God's laws. Jesus paid the fine.
The fine is death.

Ezekiel 18:20 —
"The soul who sins shall die.

That's why Jesus had to die on the cross for our sins. This is why God is able to give us Mercy.

Option A.
You die for your own sins.

Option B.
Ask for mercy and accept that Jesus died on the cross for you.