Why do gay men run like that? It’s gay science

[hadassurr]

“There’s probably a good reason I’m running - and you better grab your sht and run mama”
that line got me bro

[Jay-mqng]

Don’t worry, the gay man can run slowly, however the increases in flapping of the arms generate an upward lift allowing them to fly once they run fast enough

[melyyramses]

"So why do homosexuals look like they're getting chased by the blair witch in a library"

This one got me💀💀

[accidental.additional.abno]

“It’s how dumbledore got away from the dementors”

I’m dying 😂😂😂

[kymarek]

“Though I am running full speed at you, no need for you to be alarmed, for I am a ~homosexual~”

[Skinniest_Kween]

I love how he's being chased by Millie Bobby Brown 💀💀💀💀

[seandoyle]

Caught Covid a few days ago. That bit about "This is why Dementors can't catch Dumbledore" had been cackling. Damn near killed me.

[ok-rsjn]

Ok this is so underrated its to funny.

[insertnameornoun]

The calmness in the way they say “You better grab your shit momma” 💀has me in tears-

[constantconfusion]

"Thats why the dementors couldn't catch Dumbledore"
*wheeze*

[Charliecharest]

“To not scare off potential female besties” killed me I loved this line

[kurapikas_husbando]

"It's why dementors can't catch Dumbledore" 🤠💀

[cherry_blossom]

"Running like they have to catch a train and just got BBL"
* proceeds to do the titan walk*

[ameliawoodfine]

i cackled like a dying raven at “there’s probably a good reason i’m running and you better grab your shit mama”

[gracemcniece]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE'S USING A THING FOR DOUCHING AS A SYRINGE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[nightmareplays]

"Why do gay man run like that?"

Me: **staring at my uncle who runs exactly like this**

[billycranston]

I asked my buddy about this (who is gay). he told me gays run like that because their hips are miss aligned from getting pounded in the back door. Also he called it the loose booty Scooty’s I almost died laughing when he told me that shit.

[LiterallyOrel]

"being chased by the Blair witch in a library" 💀

[katherine]

“Running like they have to catch a train and just got a BBL” 💀😭

[Checkmate___]

The little moans with the clips of the dudes running got me fucking dying