What actually happens when gay guys see other gay guys and straight people aren't around

This rare, never before seen video documents the secret interactions of gay men that only take place when there are no straight people present.

[robinhood]

I feel like this is a human representation of cats

[screaming]

me communicating with the only other gay in the class who's sitting across the room

[Benzillionaire]

Being gay is really expensive, you constantly have to abandon perfectly good jackets for no reason.

[masamune]

Can confirm. Back when my gay friends met me and thought I was also gay, I witnessed this. They caught on when I didn’t participate in the “Strike-a-Pose & Brunch” routine.

[Sophie-gkme]

My 3 personalities deciding which one i'm gonna be today

[-somatryoshka]

This is gay culture at it's finest

[christinaishere]

The way that one guy takes off his jacket, puts it on when he hears someone is coming, takes it back off when he realizes it’s another guy dude, decides “actually, I’m gonna wear the jacket bc I like they way I look in it” and puts it on while his friends are doing hand gestures, and then realizes “oh no, I can’t say ‘brunch’ while wearing a jacket and takes it off again, all in record speed, until finally he leaves and puts the jacket back on at a normal speed. Meanwhile, the other guy just leaves his jacket on the ground. He goes off to do what he was gonna do in the first place, and just decides that he doesn’t need a jacket to do so and keeps it on the floor of a public building. Iconic.

[heartnotsmart]

0:05 Brian - Hmm?
0:07 Stephen - Huh?… Oh yeah 😉?
0:11 Brian - Mmmm? What’s up? 👀
0:13 Stephen - Not much *dress go spinny* 💃✨😁
0:15 Brian - 😃 What else?
0:16 Stephen - Ohh 😅 Just hanging out doing my thing lol 😘
0:19 Brian - Living? ✨ Self-caring? 👐💗
0:22 Stephen - Yass 👸🏼 periodt ☺️
0:24 Brian - Yep. 😏 Life’s hard but we gotta take it one step at a time right?
0:28 Stephen - As long as you remember to relax and have fun with it! 🤪
0:32 Brian - Omg so true 🤣
0:41 Mitch - Well hellooo 🙂 What do we have here?
0:44 Brian - Lol nothing just talking with my new friend here 😎
0:47 Mitch - Oh yeah? Are we living for it? 😛
0:51 Stephen (heavy gay accent) - Yes.
0:56 *All together* - We can and we must. 😌
0:58 Brian - Live 👐. Your best life 👐.
1:00 Stephen - *Casts gay magic to honor the moment and give them both his blessing*
1:03 Mitch - Omg yes bless me daddy 👅 👀
1:05 *All together* - “Brunch.” (This is gay slang for “Tradition is just rules from dead people. We are our own people and we live in our own time. Say no even to rules about food, let alone sex and love. Just do what feels right, sisters.”)

[cogsandglimmers]

The greatest thing is that they're agreeing to brunch... Which we all know is the true gay agenda because brunch is the greatest

[christmasitto]

Exactly, EXACTLY what happens. FINALLY someone is capable to capture precisely what's going on between us when we're by ourselves.

[jomaq]

Me, a Gay™ who’s also Autistic™: “The hell did any of that mean?”

[deKahedron]

As a straight-ish person, I can confirm that they never do this when I'm around

[PhilTheTreeHugger]

This is exactly what happens when I'm walking in my uni's corridors and another gay guy appears. We silently catwalk, do bizarre poses and then go on as if nothing has happened.

[naomi_inspace]

I have gay friends and I can confirm they do this everytime, sometimes when we shop and they stare at a stranger and proceeds to do a subtle ritual like this. I stare in amusement because I thought they were having a silent RuPaul lipsync battle.

[immortalsun]

I love the complete lack of music and dialogue. Makes this so much better

[DB-suke]

I feel like I’ve become privy to something pure and innocent. I think I just intruded on some sacred ritual. I have been blessed with forbidden knowledge on this day.

[iuriomega]

So... Basically... Gay peoples are actually super evolved aliens that communicate with a extra mega extravagant supreme form of art combined with telepathy and fused with abstraction that is so complex that the rest of considerated "normal" rated basic human beings have not even an absolute minimum capable idea, because it transcend thought, language and even existence itself?... Maybe that's their way of teleporting too?... That's absolutely hilarious!

[speckle_says]

the third guy has an automatic advantage by possessing a prop, with a x2 multiplier for it being an iced coffee

also, yellow jacket guy seems pretty inconsistent as to whether or not he's actually wearing the jacket 😂

[cuii]

Tag yourself I'm the jacket that was left there to die

[xChaleur]

I see why I always see jackets just placed on the floor.