Sushi Roll from Whole Salmon

#shorts #salmon #sushi #japanese #masterchef

[NickDiGiovanni]

I love salmon. Hope that was obvious from the kiss.

[stinky_ppbigpp]

Nick: kisses the fish then slits its neck
"Its a love hate relationship"

[gianoble]

*sees cut on his finger when he holds up sushi*

The cutting board must have finally got its revenge

[Afromonkey]

There is an alternate universe where a salmon is kissing a human’s dead body about to sever and prepare it for a meal

[kurtakurapika]

His girlfriend: hey babe what are you making for dinner tonight?
Him: hehehe I happen to have a whole salmon waiting for mee...

[lazs]

Me: Are you in a relationship?


Nick: Its complicated.

[andreamonge]

that salmon has had more kisses than me in my entire life 😩😩

[muhammadyousufsohaib]

Imagine his girlfriend catching him kissing a salmon 😂

[onlynay]

Fish:"WAIT I haven't had my first kiss yet"

Nick:say no more

[Kripon]

“then spread out some rice..”
“okay, okay..”
“then a sprinkle of fyuraykokaye”
“.. *what* “

[jonathanfalkowsky]

That fish's face is how I look in math class

[anaskhan]

Nobody:
Nick:**casually walks while yeeting knives**

[gumi]

As a salmon, I’m offended, terrified and calling the police.

[catalinaaquino]

Nick: kisses the fish
Also Nick: PROCEEDS TO *SLIT* THE FISHES HEAD

[KingOfSpadesYT]

Finally someone who agrees sushi is the best food ever

[RealSorasa]

Let’s talk about the fact that the loop is so perfect.

[BeedoBimble]

He’s still deciding whether he likes the rice on the inside or outside lol

[theehunter]

Plot twist: The Fish is secretly alive and takes a big bite out of his lips

[ZafarK]

Legends say he is still cooking sushi.

[yourmomsgay-joe]

Everyone: he kissed the phish

The one %: his fingie looked like it twas cut