How Long Would It Take to Pee Out the Oceans?

It is an odd question, I know, but how long would it take to pee out the oceans? It's easier to figure out than you think! All you need to know is how much water the oceans have, and how much you pee out per day.

[vincentpaczkoskie]

Very insightful. I've always wondered how long it would take.

[friendship]

Great, now do 'how much fart does it take to destroy the ozone layer'

[thebigcheese_]

This. This is the most underrated channel on the website. Verify this man already, christ.

[KesorodaBlk]

There’s something about peeing for longer than 30 seconds that just hits different…
It’s inconvenient that you just have to sit there the entire time, but calming, satisfying, even cathartic.

[TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

It already feels like you’re excreting out an ocean after you’ve been holding it in for the duration of a 3 hour long movie.

[TJBlack.]

People in the year 3000 be like: "ha look at this kid, he believes in the blue ocean legend lolololool"

[voovin]

This man put the actual time into doing something so stupid, give him an award

[TheSolBlader]

This is interesting and all but the real question still remains: how much piss would it take to destroy the moon?

[p.ixelcitizen]

Imagine if someone is presenting this as a presentation for science questions. Definitely would get a honor for that

[WigWoo]

I was hoping you were gonna go with the assumption that it was NON STOP PEEING forever until you peed out the ocean

[MrCucitrice]

Important revelation:
1: In Norse mythology, Thor is tricked into attempting to drink the entire ocean
2: Thor managed to drink almost all of it when he tried
3: There are still oceans
Therefore, Thor must be able to piss absurdly fast. You heard it here first, folks.

[angelavila]

Everyone:Nah that’ll take to long
The Diabetics:Fine, I’ll do it myself

[annassopreppy]

“Back in my day, the ocean was blue!”

[kinggalactix]

Dude, Eggman was already peeing on the moon. He was ahead of us in the space race.

[controlledby]

idk what this is, but damn this is better than 100% of logan paul's "content"

[LW_vids]

this man is now in everyone’s suggested, and i’m glad he is

[emma_nutella]

So what you’re saying is that if we all pitch in we could get it done in a reasonable time

[professorracc.]

I'm kind of dissapointed that you did the math for regular amounts of peeing and not like a constant stream

because when I imagine peeing out the ocean, my head just goes to like, my bladder just magically refills continually, cut out the middle man of kidneys

[CratthewF]

Oh shoot, if I’d have known it’d take that long, I’d have started sooner

[TeaLurker]

The fact that these are questions I genuinely have for a while already

Thanks for the answer, I needed it.