Noita'd

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Game: Noita by Nolla Games
Music:
Flintstones Treasure of Sierra Madrock - Theme
Super Mario World - Koopa Castle Emerges

[TheRadicalOneNG]

I like how on the second shot you actually got down to avoid the blast's line of sight but it just sheered off the entire snowy valley you were in anyway

[antonysoares]

Taking anything that messes with explosions without explosion immunity is suicide in this game, lol

[wormybobcat]

I didn’t ask how big the room was, I asked to cast fireball

[Ed-]

You can only have 2 glass cannons, not to nerf you, but to protect you.

[spootato]

That First Shot wasn't a Close shave, that was an entire Gillette sponsorship

[casualfurry]

"There are enemies in that direction sir."

"Roger that, removing that direction."

[ximumn]

Love how literally all of your cover got vaporised.

[crossyright]

You just got noita'd.
Noita rule 1. Assume everything killed you even yourself.
Rule 2. If the spell can easily clear a room. Remember you are also part of a room

[dadmitri]

noita in a nutshell:
1. discover new toy
2. try to figure out how new toy works
3. die instead
damn I gotta play this game again

[DrNiradino]

A few days ago I had a run, where in shop 1 I got "Eat your Vegies", in mushroom caves I shifted water into Porridge, in shop 2 i found Iron Stomach and got my satiation to 2000% so i was doing thousands of damage with a mediocre wand, and on flour 4 random propane tank flew right into my face, and I died. Noita is fun.

[night_sniper]

"Yeah, that should be sufficient cover"
Fireball: "By God's light, I SMITE YOU!" *cuts the world clean*

[AntiPersonnelRescueAxe]

That actually made me laugh so hard that 5 people turned around to look at me on the train.

[nebulous]

Fun fact: Taking 2 Glass Cannons, drinking Berserkium, and using a Giga Nuke is capable of making an explosion that reaches from one end of the map to the other.

[ARVash]

it turns out explosions in noita are just like explosions in real life, something you want nothing to do with. (unless you're immune and then they're fine)

[seanpeacock]

This makes me happier than a necromancer in a natural history museum.

[OneBiasedOpinion]

So remember kids: when you say you want to cast Fireball and the GM asks “are you _sure?”_ it’s probably time to reconsider your options.

[ffgyt]

i love how you barely survived the test shot in the holy mountain too HAHAH

[Blairk]

“Sir, enemies in that direction”
“Understood, removing that direction”

[testaklese]

This happens 100% of the time when you take glass canon, but I will still take it every single time

[thevgm]

Seeing you and your cover get completely atomized was hilarious