Noita was not made for humans

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[itsukarine]

from pacifist to nukes. call it the oppenheimer run

[gamedestroyer]

You are not a real noita player if you didn't sacrifice the run to see what it looks like to cast a nuke with glass cannon x living on the edge.

[MouthfulofBees]

This once happened to me except it wasn't even my fault. Some wise guy picked up a nuke wand, then jumped into a pool of berserkium and blew the whole level to kingdom come.

[joyous]

Noita's not made for humans; it made for Finnish people

[epsilonadept]

With explosion and fire immunity, nuking was fun until falling ground chunks were a thing from it

[smashpedro]

there are no words to express how unnecessairly hard i laughed at this

[yeehawtaw]

I like that you had absolutely no hesitation despite the absolute certainty of your death

[NinthSettler]

this has big "chinese emperor poisoned by mercury concoctions" energy

[no-rdtn]

one of the main drawbacks of the nuke is its single charge, this is easily resolved by dying from expending its charge

[ReFoxBlue]

when you accidentally drop the nuke wand and it lands in a pool of pheromones

[ryanstewart]

Double glass cannon with nukes and the larpa spells was my first game crash. I had to see.

[binaryenvoy]

Nah it´s survivable just cast it down from holly mountain n hide behind wall xD

[ryanritchey]

You know it's bad when your PC has to load for a second.

[Contextallion]

should have gotten another glass cannon

[worldspam]

The only thing that could be more noita'd is when your main wand utilizes plasma beams with homing... and they started to homing on you

[godslayer]

I beat the game yesterdsy for the first time, tried nightmare mode, got explosion immunity as a starter perk, made it the mountain before hiisi base, found a nuke wand, drank the berserkium I so conviniently happened to have, blew up the entrance, went back to grab the spell refresh, and blew up the remaining base.

The entire time I knew exactly what I was doing

[Doctorolivercook]

The nuke had an aneurysm. Welcome to Noita.

[LukeMan]

Seeing everyone say sacrifices must be made for the pursuit of science fills me wish so much joy. That's how I've always played videogames just to figure out how they were made and if there is cheese. Yet here we have Noita where that becomes a nessessary thing to do so you can learn how to utilize stuff in a rogue-like... Not even mentioning the programming-esq wand crafting and Powder Toy-esq pixel physics simulation. Dam it really is just that good, but hella frustrating 😂. Hopefully I'll have another Noita talking about some of that before too long, God bless y'all ❤️

[kriana]

the sound has me in stitches every freaking time x'D

[RandomGS]

"Hahaha nuke go spin-" **explodes**