dont send eggplant pics

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[adoringfan]

"she will show it to her friends and then they'll laugh"

accurate

[hattan]

Somebody in the chat: Tell that Blizzard employees.

[FriginHavoc]

Joined your channel expecting osrs content and all I'm getting is this extraordinary commentary.

[windy]

more importantly, if she can identify you, she's gonna show it to your mom, your boss and police
and they will all laugh
maybe except your mom

[sweet]

It’s true. Ever been on Grindr? Dudes on there are so desperate that many of them don’t understand the difference between a ‘good picture’ taken carefully with preparation and just a bad angled no effort snap of themselves with poor lighting & unshaven.

[Not_Soundwave]

Can confirm; girls can and will make fun of you for even _thinking_ that what you did was something smart.

[TheSpeep]

I wouldnt even want to take a picture of mine, let alone send it, even if I knew for certain the recipient would be okay with it.

[Lysande]

"She will show it to her friends and they will laugh"
as a girl, can confirm. :D

[Nerobyrne]

Just look at what happened to Anthony Wiener.
The only reason I remember his name is that it's way too appropriate.
Or inappropriate?

[SickOne]

"try tell blizzard employees that", what a Gigachad.

[redcloud]

i like how the reasoning is "she'll blackmail you, theres no benefit to you" rather than to not be disgusting towards another person

[myrojyn]

Well now I wanna hear the sandwich story and the banana story

[noam]

True, if unsolicited.
I once got messaged by a girl that graduated from the same highschool as I have (saw me commenting on a post) and after vetting her we started talking. After making it pretty obvious she just wanted to hookup she just asked for a pic and right after I sent(only time I ever done so) it she sent a body shot and "so when are we meeting?".
One of my worst lays ever. Looking back, We were both too inexperienced to feel comfortable with each other and just did what "should" be done, instead of just having fun.

[lisaparker]

I can confirm this... we find amusement at your eggplants.

[mrobject]

It's ok as long as you send someone else's eggplant.

[DeanGetYourWings]

She'll show it to her friends and they'll laugh? Ha jokes on you, they won't see anything. Wait.

[dtox]

Thats double edge sword, they will laugh or its an advertisement

[BloodyMobile]

I think that line is the most intellectual thing ever said in CoD.
Besides maybe that war is dumb. I think that came up at least once in one of them.

Dunno, I only played Warzone for a while...

[Tory-JJ]

My wife, then GF, actually asked for it.
Knew she was a keeper.

[ashryver]

Just keep in mind that anything you share with a wife/girlfriend will always be shared to her close circle of friends, unless she's the rare one that doesn't do that shit. Now this can be good, or bad. Do as you will