Back2School Survival Kit - America #shorts #learn #survival

[ExoticFrost]

Nah I live in America and all you need is a trustworthy friend to use as a meat shield

[adrianmendoza_bjj]

Don't forget your school issued hk416 and glock 19

[vladimirrashkovsky]

“Bring ramen in case you get shot in the lung”
*refuses to elaborate further*
*leaves*

[anthonymiranda]

Making friends with the weird kid is the best survival tip

[Aymon]

"Its back to school in America" *Proceeds to load M4A1*

[datboihumpty]

“It’s gonna get dark” ITS ALREADY DARK

[mikelee]

I like to think that Europeans think this is what Americans bring to school everyday

[malberto]

Damn I forgot to pack my little ones RPG I'm a terrible father

[ayom]

"It's back to school, I got all the cool stationery and a crank sharpener, what did you bought?"
"Uhh, post apocalyptic gear."

[Logangamez]

Bro goes to school thinking it’s a warzone 💀

[ohqlhxv]

“So why didn’t you bring your homework?”

“I needed room in my backpack for my hazmat suit.”

[Johnpork-wlyq]

Batman getting his son ready for school be like:

[Avendin]

"Hazmat suit for chemical attacks" and to cook with the chemistry teacher

[tenebrousjones]

Satire aside, I actually like the idea of sliding an armor insert into the backpack.

[EinfachnurFox]

Him reloading the gun had me rolling on the floor🤣

[foxifer]

What kind of school we going Assassination Classroom?💀

[sprgxbu]

Don’t Forget to befriend the quiet kid

[ethandownes]

Best part about this is… I legit looked into armor plates in high school because we had so many school shooter incidents. Knew a buddy that had a somewhat thin vest with plates and plates in his backpack. Nobody else knew but he also carried a SIG in a hidden pocket of his backpack… I stayed near him during school shooter events, to put it lightly

[fon-tijn]

as an european i can say this is a very realistic american school day

[Yujisfacts]

teacher:so what’s in your locker?
me: