What Rebels Did in Their Free Time [Canon] - Star Wars Explained

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Sources - Lost Stars (book)
- Battlefront Twilight Company (book)
- Lords of the Sith (book)
- Shattered Empire (comic)

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Video Narrated By: Aaron B

[k.a.carson]

The episode we want: "What the Lore Master did in their free time"

[darthravager]

Those poor Ewoks. Could you imagine going home after a long day of fighting giant sentients only to come home to a pair of them....ya know....

[maciek_k.cichon]

Well that turns a new light on the term: "children of Endor"

[jamcalx]

Ewoks were like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE"?!

[fennrau]

What Rebels did in their free time;
*Looks at thumbnail*
Me: Some pretty R-rated stuff i

[OryxTheMadGod]

Poor Ewoks just trying to sleep, but cant because some rebels are "smashing" in their living room

[jonathankeeler]

What Stormtroopers do in their free time: Drink and wrestle on the streets
What Rebels do in their free time: Drink and wrestle in the sheets

[rexthakum]

Finn: So how did your parents meet ?
Poe: They f*cked in an ewoks hut

[princeofpokemon]

It's understandable that they didn't get that many breaks. The Empire was always looking for any base with rebels or rebel sympathizers. It must be as stressful as being a Jedi. The Jedi were said to try and concealed their emotions at all times.

[splatoonistproductions]

Vomiting, blurred vision, woman comes to talk to him? Lost stars, I got it

[joshuashkopiak]

Imagine being that rebel that realized the head of the alliance had to comfort you because you drank too much

[seanmansfield]

For anyone confused or wondering, Poe Dameron was NOT conceived on Endor in an Ewok hut. He was already born and alive during that time.

[Warden_Vtel]

Judging from the thumbnail, they get laiiiiyud boi

[gamingchinchilla]

Ewok Mother: "Okay kids, its been a long night celebrating. Let's go home."


[enters hut. beholding a rebel celebration orgy scene]


Ewok family: O.O;; o.o; o.o; o.o;

[lordlucius]

All I can imagine now is rebels "celebrating" in the huts and the ewoks watching from the window.

[austinnoe]

"YES A REBEL VICTORY!!." *makes love to random woman

[astropunch]

So after the Battle Of Endor, there was the Orgy Of Endor

[M.A.S.K._Crusader]

People having sex in ewok huts. Well thank you for that.

[CubbieBlue]

Drink and had sex I assume. That’s what real soldiers do lmfao.

[RexWort]

*Empire is defeated*
Let make babies!!!