Cologuard Review- TMI Edition

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[AsilayMithsay]

Thanks for the review. You were much more amusing than the official cologuard video.

[royalredus]

Thank you for the honest, candid video! I'll go ahead and tell you what I did. I set the little bucket on the floor next to the commode, as well as an empty plastic bag. Put on surgical gloves, hovered over commode, collected sample in hand, carefully dropped it the bucket, peeled off gloves, put them in plastic bag, tied it shut, finished my business, and cleaned up like usual. Then I poured the solution in the bucket, and sealed it shut. It's not the most enjoyable thing ever, but it sure is better than hoping for a "nothing but net" shot directly in the bucket. Plus you can control the sample size a little easier, in case it's a little... ahem... excessive.

[eileenm.]

I just did this today. "Please let me hit the target, please let me hit the target...." When I dropped the Box off at UPS, there was a woman behind me that was dropping the same box off. She tried to hide it in a Walmart bag, but sweetheart we could all see the logo thru the bag and knew what was in the box. Nice try though.

[courtneybleu]

They should make the box more discreet. Thanks for sharing. Excellent choice of wording.

[purple]

Thanks for explaining the cost of Cologard. I just shipped my sample. I recommend wearing a mask while collecting the sample.

[robasiansensation]

I also do not want instruments up my rectum, and i am 53. been avoiding my doc on the subject. so she ordered me one of these. i have the box sitting under the bathroom sink...it's been there for weeks. thanks for giving me some extra know-how and courage. ( my goal is to do it in three tries or less. )

[alanparks]

Hilarious! My whole process three years ago and last month, including the trip to drop the box back off to UPS, have taken less time than this video did! 😜 Thankfully, I’ve had negative results both times.

[tomellis]

The most honest review I've ever read. You could have been a lot more crass (and I wouldn't have minded), but you do cover a lot of little issues that the manufacturer doesn't tell you are coming up. I feel like I'm as prepared as possible without the experience itself. Thank you for a great review!

[tracyhill]

Thank you very much. I just got mine in the mail. I am actually a medical professional, but not in this I must say your presentation was extremely helpful, and entertaining, and you put my mind at ease about this. Thank you.

[haroldprice]

LOL....I totally understand forgetting a step. It's Hell getting old. I'm 71 and never had a colonoscopy either. My excuse is simply finding the time to prep for the examination (a terrible procrastinator), My cologuard box has been sitting on a counter for nearly 3 weeks now. Hopefully I'll complete the test in a couple of days. BTW, thanks for the tip about wiping after the sample

[decibellone]

I have just done this. wasn't as easy as they say... timing and, as you said: "performance anxiety" (as it were) is a real thing, work, mail timing, how your feeling, so on and so forth is a real thing it took me about a month to "accomplish" the do.

[nathanielholloway]

I did it like 4- months ago from another company and got a return letter with negetive results.. now I did it again through cologuard and I can’t wait to see what they gonna tell me🤨

[sixtoseven]

I did this yesterday. Don't get how you could miss the collection device. Took a few extra minutes but no big deal. I did it at the same time I go every day, boxed it up and dropped at UPS on way to work. It's interesting how something we all have in common can be such an issue for some. Relax, it's easy, not a thing

[twcbulldog]

I love the "rebranding" or focus on health related products.

[rosamondecarter]

A big THANK YOU for this video. I laughed a lot, which I think relaxed me enough to complete the "task." It was really helpful to hear someone else's experiences. Thanks again!

[tesfayecamiso]

That was a good way to teach for the person ready to do it.thank you for you put this video . 🙏🙏🙏

[Paula-psvi]

Thank you so much for the video I’ve been putting it off for months. This visual guide makes me feel confident I can do it.
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[mmitchum]

I misread the title as color guard... what a surprise!

[puchipataspatas]

I had this box sitting on my floor for a month until I got the guts to finally do it.. of course my issues was try to avoid peeing into the container 😊 so what I did is pee first then finally I put the tray on the toilet and well u know the rest ugh.. I wore gloves and luckily you have a choice of either having UPS come to your house to pick it or drop it off which of course I set it up with ups coming to my house.. now I’m waiting for my results in 2 weeks..

[valiredavis]

WOW!! — You did a SERIOUSLY excellent review!!! .. ☺️👍🏾👏🏻