The Entire Internet Anomalies File Explained

Similar style to one of the iceberg explained videos, but instead its the anomalies file.

[juliandezeeuw]

Doveland could be one of those fake towns map makers used to use in order to identify people who copied their maps.

[TheOtherOTHERERER]

My favorite theory about the 3 orangutans 1 blender video is that it's not actually a shock video but it's actually a video of 3 orangutans getting extremely excited about a person making them some sort of smoothie.

[jillianlambert]

Doveland, Wisconsin isn't a thing: I've spent 40 years here and never heard of it. I grew up near Shawano, spent years in Oshkosh and still live in the Fox Cities. Also, my dad was in a very popular oldies rock n roll band and has played in numerous town fairs and countless bars, bowling alleys, weddings, supper clubs, class reunions and was even on a parade float in Minocqua. If he's never heard of it, it doesn't exist.


There are far better mysteries in Wisconsin: the town of Shawano has been infiltrated by a cult that's buying up all the property in the town in order to drive off the locals. They've chased off news crews with shotguns. They bought up a motel and allegedly started hosting orgies/swinger parties at said motel. There is a baby death connected to them-the baby supposedly froze to death after being left in a car in the dead of winter. They even released a "hit list" of Shawano business owners and community leaders. They released it by leaving it at the county courthouse. My sister was on that list, and she sold her business and changed careers because of these kooks.


The craziest part is that Shawano is like 15 minutes away from somewhere called Tigerton Falls, where a cult leader horrifically killed several of his disciples in the 1970s.


There was a flap of UFO sightings near Mosinee, WI in the early 1990s. I also had some weird lights/sleep-walking/missing time strangeness during this time period.


I think Wisconsin is just a magnet of weirdness. I think it's all of the granite.

[thishandleistacken]

Thoth 93 is certainly a Thelemite. I was one for 10 years till I left it. 93 is the number Thelemites use to identify each other as well as the unicursal hexagram which appears in the video shown. Thoth, of Egypt, is also important to Thelemic lore. Lots of Thelemites end up insane (I nearly did) so it's not surprising there's some Thelemite posting madness on YouTube. For those wondering Thelema is the occult system developed by Aleister Crowley. Those colored squares are from Enochian Magick. There's a lot of stuff referenced and all of it is Thelemic

[flrnce]

“One of the most prominent characters in Chris Chan lore” is not a sentence I thought would start off my morning

[eleanor]

I've been following forgotten languages for years now. Here's my conclusion: I think forgotten languages is posting something called "theory-fiction", which is the term for writing that is half fiction and half philosophical/sociological essay.

In the 90's there was a group of eccentric philosophers and sociologists that formed a think tank called the Cybernetic Cultural Research Unit that published surreal cyberpunk and occult themed essays. They even included an internal false lore about themselves.

I think what you're seeing here is a group of academics (including some linguists evidently) creating their own theory fiction in conlangs to share with each other.

[SUSLTD]

"For example, in *chapter 820* the entire Wikipedia article for Hurricane Katrina has been copied and pasted into the fan fiction"
good shit

[pucktoad]

I reached out to SCM about his work. He was not arrested or harmed in any way, he simply moved on from the project. The point of the project was a social experiment relating to how we are filmed all the time, but only get mad when there is a person holding the camera.

[Kira-rnfl]

The tulpamancy rabbit hole is honestly fuckin hilarious. You get shit like a 4chan anon who manifested a Peter Griffin tulpa who does nothing but harrass him and make shitty jokes, and can even send him into hallucinated cutaway gags.

[J.DeLaPoer]

As someone who's been online since the early/mid '90s, whenever you run across high weirdness or "mysterious" internet stuff, the answer is almost always: A) art project or creepypasta type content, B) conspiracy theory insanity by possibly mentally ill people

[stilljan]

The thing with doveland is that both the name is something that works together so well it tricks ppl into sounding familiar and also that doveland was a name of a place in multiple movies and books that people may pull false memories from. This is because doveland is an easy and quick use name that authors may just use for a throwaway place in their stories

[mellolv]

I feel like some people sympathizing with security man don’t think about that when we enter an establishment, we expect there to be camera in case of theft, armed robbery, assault. These cameras aren’t often looked through unless there was an incident. When a stranger goes up to a person and records them for absolutely no reason, of course they’re going to be uncomfortable bc it’s a one random person who’s recording another random person. What’s he gonna do with a video of someone in his device? See, that ofc will be unsettling.

[zachcarter]

19:50 as far as I’m aware the longest fanfiction is one for the subspace emissary which was the story mode in Super Smash Bros Brawl. This fic is called Worlds Conquest and it is over 4 million words long. I haven’t read it but it seems pretty cool because the idea of video game characters from different series meeting up to fight together is awesome. The cutscenes from brawl where the characters interacted were some of my favorite parts of the entire game and it makes total sense that it could be expanded. Video game characters from different series interacting is something I bet a ton of people could get mileage out of writing about and the subspace emissary was a great jumping off point.

[kmdiamond]

There's a big difference between surveillance cameras that may never be looked at, for like a company, for the point of theft or other crime, vs one guy taking video explicitly of you, for his own enjoyment, for no reason. It's not the same at all

[pancakes]

One of my favorite Tulpa creepypastas is the story of this one guy who was socially awkward and lonely, and wanted to create a Tulpa of Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony to be his friend. However, he made the mistake of going to sleep/not finishing the ritual, and so the Pinkie Pie Tulpa appeared to be incredibly distorted and dream-like. Now he lives in fear of this pink, unfinished creature that haunts him from time to time.

[FrasierPerez]

You know it’s gonna be a good day when parallel pipes uploads a video

[walk]

Can’t wait for this to blow up, these are rare but you are easily my favorite “internet diver” youtuber. Here’s to more success!

[vampvhs]

Isabella Janke wanted to be the ultimate troll in Chris Chan’s life, but must’ve forgot that that position has been filled for years, by the one and only Liquid Chris, the only troll that wasn’t out to ruin his life and was just having good old fashioned fun, there is no topping that legend

[biterface]

Our parents always warned us that the internet was a weird place, however I don’t think they truly knew how strange it would get.

[Raven]

As a woman, I can confidently say the MAJOR difference between a security camera and a random man filming me in public is that the security camera is there for SECURITY purposes, and I know what it’s for. The random man, however, has unknown intentions, and for all I know he could be filming me for his creepy spank bank or something similar.