When Asians run out of rice

I just love rice.

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[Jchmcom]

"I failed my family."
*Camera zooms in on son smiling*
"Who is the failure now, dad?"

[fkmfttq]

As an Asian, we never run out of rice. My parents can forget me at the store but will never forget to buy extra rice.

[OK-hiym]

Last year when everyone was freaking out about toilet paper my mom called me to make sure I had rice and even though I told her I did she STILL shipped some of her own stash halfway across the country to me, literally the only thing in the box was rice

[bcfb]

“Don’t tell your grandfather”
Steven immediately tells grandfather so he can hear what he has always wanted
Steven’s grandfather immediately swims across 30 dimensions to reach steven’s father
Steven’s grandfather “Why you such a failure!?”

[coldchillin]

“Call the Beijing embassy. We need air support.” 🤣

[rhsfilmforacause]

"we have macaroni and cheese"


"I DoN'T wAnT tO eAt sPongEboBs eLboWs"

[davidjeremiahfergusontheir]

Dad:*orders panda express*

Grandfather: "I feel a great disturbance in the force."

[vixenne]

"OMG what will I have with my MSG?"
I'm dying

[dahilljam]

"Dont tell you grandfather. HELLO PANDA EXPRESS"

Steven's grandfather: WHAT THE HAIL. FAILURE.

[AngelDust]

“Steven don’t tell your grandfather!”
“Why?”
“Hello, Panda Express?”

[aaaa-ocen]

"Whos idea was it to drink expired milk?"

*no, no, he's got a point.*

[aethergasm]

I immediately lost it at "Unicef".
I grew up in a Filipino family but after a while my mom wasn't buying rice because we had other stuff like pasta, sweet potatoes, quinoa. Had relatives come over and they asked about rice. We had none. They lost their minds. Then my mom brings back brown rice instead... They looked at her like: "What happened to you??"

[Potato-qlqe]

“So we can’t get rice?”
“Yeah we can’t get rice.
👁👄👁

[kellacanb]

"What will I fry with my egg??"

"That's a trap. It looks like dumpling. I tried once. . . NOT dumpling." 🤣🤣🤣

[mildlyfrostedbegels]

As a canadian, I can tell you we share the same feeling whenever maple syrup runs out

[tidalwave]

“I don’t want to eat Spongebob’s elbow” 😂😂

[themimsy]

“Don’t tell your grandfather.”

“Why?”

“Hello? Panda Express?”

OH MY GOSH 😂😂😂

[djalixer]

“Whose idea was it to try expired milk?”

💀💀💀😂😂😂
As someone who hates cheese, I died laughing, was born again and came back to worship that line!😂

[reesedelrosario]

As a Filipino, we eat everything with rice so THIS IS A CRISIS

[tonyderka]

As a filipino married to a non-asian who is amazing, it breaks my heart when she tells me shes sick of rice. "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!"