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[vlcharlie]

I'll start to say "babydoll, are you on bath salts"? :, D

[krisgaines]

Omg! Seriously about the recipes though! "Prep time: 10 minutes" actual step- cut all the vegetables in the world 3 times and crochet an afghan. ONLY 10 MINITES!😂

[Vee_]

Damn I just watched a short about Agatha Christie’s poison obsession, is the universe trying to tell me something

[opewfmWPO]

hate it when the recipe says "caramelize onions, should take about 5 minutes"

[ladydjiv]

Working in design and print production has taught me one very important fact about printers: They can smell fear…and deadlines.

[Blahblah]

What? Your potatoes don’t come pre-peeled? Next you’re gonna tell me your pots of water don’t come boiling!

[satinizer]

"15 minutes recipes" be like: it's so fast and easy! all you need is to mix 3 large carrots and 5 potatoes, peeled and chopped and boiled until soft, 500 grams of leftover rice from yesterday's dinner, 300g or diced chicken breasts that have been marinating in the fridge for 12 hours and roast for 15 minutes! The fastest dinner!!

[SomedudeonYouTubeB]

I get the second poster because I, too, have interests that are rather strange to some people (I'm a bit of a weird guy in general, but pretty chill once you get to know me). One time, a friend excitedly called to tell me about a murder documentary, lol. He was like, "Alex Alex!! Turn on the TV they're talking about that cаnnibalism ѕhit you likе, man!!" That call was the highlight of my day, lol

[aldenheterodyne]

Maomao (from Apothecary Diaries) was the second poster.

[ladykatie]

That second person and I are on the same wavelength. My parents may or may not have bought me more than one book on poisonous plants

[SugarLemonRush]

The recipe one is so accurate 😅 I be tryna make cookies that are supposed to take 45 minutes, ends up taking me 5 hours because of the prep, and something always goes wrong 😭

[missswiss]

Thanks for the mention on that documentary, ima watch it now

[Gendernt-Mc-Silly]

"OH MY GOD ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT POISON?"

[AntiHappyPie]

I feel the Poisons one deep down in my bones. My family and i have similar interactions almost daily

[cookiekiller]

if you cut the potato really small the cooking time really is 5min

[salemtargaryen]

Nah bc the cookbook I use always has outrageously long times listed, like... unrealistic times. I kid you not one time it told me to bake the vegetables for 45 minutes JUST to add a little extra taste, you still needed to continue processing them after. Like if you think for one second I'm doing that bro- 💀

[GamingDad]

I work in IT, I absolutely hate printers. "Oh my printer doesn't work", yeah, what else is new.

[GirlWthGlasses]

Maomao is at it again with the poisons.... Someone keep an eye on her. 😊

[UndecidedASMR]

i found that second post a few days ago and was wondering what it would sound like in your voice, funny

[johannaelised]

Or all the recipes that don't include the chill/rise time! Like the sunset says 25 min but the directions include an unskippable 3 hours!!