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[LazoLad]

Me scrapping a whole universe i created because i dont like one characters vibes:

[Lillith.]

Don't go sharing our secrets around. My nightly snacks need to come from somewhere.

[ezzie_is]

When you learn a new bit of information and you have to go back and retcon into your existing daydream series just to see how it changes the storyline 😂

[SomedudeonYouTubeB]

Is that what girls are doing? Should I be scared? Excited? Both?

[gabriellegoodwin]

Apparently this is called Maladaptive Daydreaming. But in my house, we call it having a personality 😤 (I an severely mentally ill)

[RedSonsTemper]

That scrapping daydreaming one is ACCURATE. I have a lot of OC's and hyperfixation issues, so I write entire shows.

[BooBunny]

As a "girl", I'm qualified enough to confirm the 1st part is 100% fact. Though they forgot to add the part about when we pull away a little (without breaking the hug) and stare longingly into the person's eyes, it's to gage if our prey has been marinated enough to eat or if they still need more "seasoning". After all, meals tast the best when made with love 😘.

[ramblingidiot]

correction: girls generally only attempt cannibalism if their diet is insufficient. make sure to provide her with ample sustenance if you’d like to avoid being a snack yourself.

before getting a girl of your own, consider these general rules:

1. always buy your girl food if you’re getting yourself food—even if she says she’s not hungry! be prepared to give up your meal if you neglect this rule. failing to do both may result in cannibalism.
2. always have her favorite snacks available or you might just be the midnight snack. girls especially love leftovers!
3. girls (generally) don’t bite the hand that feeds! you’ll (probably) survive if you prove you’re more valuable alive than as a meal.
4. it’s not too late to fix the situation once she’s measuring your edibility. immediately take her out to eat to reassure her of your ability to provide sustenance. doing so may just save your life! once you’ve assured your life is (relatively) safe, run to the store and stock up on her preferred foods. each failure to provide adequate nutrition will make this method less effective.


neglecting your girl is a punishable offense!

[Saphire]

😂😂 I've been stubbornly trying to workshop this one story in my dreams every night before falling into oblivion knowing damn well I'm never gonna actually write it.

[crimsondragon]

Me, managing to compress 6 hours of daydreaming into 5 minutes: how many failures does this make? 80? And how much closer have we gotten?

[homelesskoopa]

That thing about boa constrictors is a myth btw, only women do that.

[HazeEmry]

I have several daydream OCs based off different concepts and I just finished daydreaming a whole 3 season anime (plot line, setting, goals, character relationships and developments for all 3 seasons) based around the MC meeting 3 of these "brothers" and figuring out some plot stuff. A song from a game I've never played called Bravely Default gave me the perfect song to manufacture most of the plot and the ending for season 2 and 3.

And that's just 3 of my blorbos (technically 1, REALLY technically _4_ )

[jamjr]

me: HAVE ANY OF YOU AMATEURS EVER HEARD OF LINE DELIVERY?!

the lil guys having drama, trauma, and being in love in my head: Can you PLEASE tell us what you do like? Or maybe write it down??

me: YOU KNOW VERY WELL I CANT IM AT WORK SO WE'RE RUNNING IT AGAIN UNTIL WE GET. IT. RIGHT. A C T I O N !

[lizardparty]

Girls dont know i can dissipate my form into hundreds of lizards. They could never eat me in my entirety. I have the potential to be any lizard anywhere. As a great mushroom once said, "you cannot kill me in a way that matters"

[mushroomy]

honestly… worth it for the hug at this point man.. i’m so lonely

[Gayboythenormalboy]

Y’all ever replay a song just to reimagine the imaginary music video

[spaghettiboi]

Snakes are ambush predators. They don’t measure your body. That’s just an urban legend.

[SansULB]

First one hit hard after hugging a girl...

[DayNapling]

I remember I once had to wait around for 5 hours and my brother asked me what I did for those 5 hours? I just said I daydreamed, and he was a little shocked that I could daydream for 5 hours straight, without anything else to do.

[nozone]

"When girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you alot" Huh, no wonder women develop the ability to quantum tunnel 100 kilometers away from my position when they spot me