hampter

hampter

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[breadcrumbx]

A year ago little me reposted hampter for literally no reason.
Now 2k subs? what do I even say-

[bub-bub]

Boomer Humor: "I hate my wife."
Millennial Humor: "I hate my life."
Gen Z Humor:

[spoontzels]

Me: * searches for hampter *
YouTube: did you mean hams-
Me: DID I STUTTER?!?

[KamehlionHD]

This video is:
✅ Heartwarming
✅ Life-changing
✅ Useful
✅ Calming
✅ Informative
✅ Inspiring
✅ Other

[Sonicgott]

Six second ad for six seconds of HAMTER

Worth it. 👍

[NotAngelo]

"In the future, the humor will be randomly generated"

-A cucumber

[sludgechan]

Fun fact: Predators often have eyes located in the front of their skull. Eyes facing front give predators the ability to focus on and target their prey.



*This means hampter is focusing on you.*

[Yaboyazrael]

When he said "H A M P T E R" I felt that.

[mburton]

Finally someone who calls these creatures by their actual names instead of calling them hamsters

[Notonenottwice]

This is actually an amazing piece of art
The way hampter is spelt is beautiful and the texture of the painting of the “hampter” is surly one of the best I’ve seen, bravo 👏

[canofcheese]

Someone dono this to Wilbur’s next stream

[itsmak]

*We literally don't know if our humor has evolved or devolved*

[mori_uwu]

This artwork captivates with its unique theme and exaggerated expressions. The stark contrast between the hamster's exaggerated eyes and the word "hampter" creates a sense of humor while blurring the boundaries between reality and fiction. The artist likely intends to evoke a smile from the audience while also prompting deeper contemplation...

[americanschools]

Why have i watched this 20 times
EDIT: I have watched this so much times that it's been a month since I've seen light

[avidcloud]

This is truly astonishing. The amount of work, glory, AND detail that was put into this is absolutely amazing. It really goes to show everything; all the vibrant colors and feelings this video has to show the audience. It is indeed a work of art. And when the story finally climaxes, it does so in a way that lets you know something about the main character that nobody would have guessed, making this story extraordinarily unique and divine. Everything about *hampter* is changed in the perspective of the audience, and truly shocks and stuns us. This story is one of the most amazing, and the way it ends is truly fascinating as well. It almost makes you ache. You just want more from the story. It is very inspiring. This story makes you wonder if there are any other hidden secrets that the main character has the share.

[Prof_Unknown]

I watched a 15 second unskippable ad for this..

[Elchan]

My last two braincells during a French test:

[GoogalyB]

The Hampter, such a…creative creature. The Hampter normally weighs around 13 ounces and is a very sensitive creature. While they are available to be pets, you’ll need to know some things about the Hampter first.

What is a Hampter:
A Hampter is the evolution of a Hamster, as they have been around since 1776. They were discovered after an abandoned Gamer house was overtaken by Nature after Hurricane Katrina. They have since been popular online.

What they Eat:
Hampters, despite their size, are able to eat venomous snakes without a scratch. I suggest unless you want to loose an organ during the night, you feed your Hampter plenty of Trollis. These will satisfy the Hampter’s taste for a sour snack, even if they are 10x smaller than a real snake.

Where to keep your Hampter:
I suggest that you keep your hampter in a nice big cage or doll house. Please note that Hampter are very claustrophobic, and if they are kept in a small space for too long, they will unleash their battle cry, which will cause a swarm of Hampter to invade your house and steal your supplies of Trollis and internal organs.

A Hampter’s hobbies:
One thing that the Hampter loves doing the most is rotating in a wheel. I suggest you grab a Hamster wheel and turn it on its side. That should satisfy your Hampter.

The different types of Hampter:
Aside from the normal Hampter, there are 3 different types of Hampter, Red, White, and Blue. The Red Hampter has a strange hate for pigs, so I suggest you feed this Hampter plenty of bacon. The White Hampter is extremely racist, so if your a black person, then I suggest you stay away from this Hampter. The Blue Hampter is know as the “Gamer Hampter”. This Hampter has a passion for taking phone and streaming games with them, so if you don’t want your Hampter messing with your phone or PC, then lock your electronics into a secret room, and give the Hampter a replica. This should help keep him sane.

Now you know how a Hampter came to be and how to take care of it.

[Concerned_Custodian]

Idk why but I love this image, I can't tell if it's because it's cute or ugly the big eyes are absolutely hilarious, but the rest of the face is so tiny and cute I can't figure it out man.

[marinagiorgi]

2000 years of constant human evolution
to create a
Hampter