They feed us poison

So we buy their "cures"
While they suppress our medicine

[vaux]

the "suppress our medicine" part is so goddamn true i can't even find caprisun that's in stock anymore

[caderomine]

I'm usually not a kiwi guy but that flavor was strapped

[ballssss]

Average water fans could never understand our pain.

[onetonbeat]

Lactose intolerant? Just tolerate it, its 2021🙄

[KentuckyFriedChildren]

You’re forgetting those knockoff Capri Suns that had one large top instead of a hole that you had to slam with all of your might to make a hole

[JoseJose-shfr]

Real men drink milk RAW right from the utter without even a tummy gurgle.

[Madeline_Strawberry]

When I was a kid, I thought Capri Sun made you better at sports. Specifically, each flavor made you better at the sport that was shown on the packaging.

I also thought that swallowing gum would give me stretchy powers like Mr. Fantastic or Stretch Armstrong.
I thought that kindergarten was kindergarden and took place on the lawn outside the high school near my house.

In other words, I was a dumbass when I was a kid. As an adult, my volume has increased, so the total concentration of dumbassery in each cubic inch of my body has decreased. I still have the same amount of dumbassery, but it's more diluted like if you take a 12 fl oz can of Mountain Dew and add it to a gallon of water. There's still the same amount of Mountain Dew but now it just tastes like the soda fountain is out of syrup.

Not sure where I'm going with this, but I do know that I want to go eat some glue.

[Caleio]

You can't just drink the caprisun in 30 seconds!

Haha straw go BRRR

[KirbyLinkACW]

That "cure" is made with almonds, which I'm allergic to.

[bobheyotue]

Imagine having fruity pebbles with strawberry-kiwi Capri sun.

[SOUPLOVER]

micolashes theme in the background really adds to this

[sire]

A wise man once said "Milch ist Gift"

[ZanderTheUnthonkable]

Ok Ok Ok but also who remembers using the empty capri-suns as a means to launch the straws out at ballistic speeds by slamming down on the back of them to snipe the people on the other side of the cafeteria discreetly? Or were Georgia elementary schools just built different in my days

[HikiOmo]

It's not poison if it removes my debuffs

[holloworacle]

God, strawberry and kiwi flavor is the shit.

[muz]

Nah the good shit’s the Capri Sun Pacific Cooler, that’s the medicine

[-Ryu]

...Y'know, I really want to enjoy my cookies in peace, but I guess now I gotta dip em in, I dunno Lemon Water or something?

[pottedplant_]

Timmy on the playground spitting facts

[KALABUR]

*One Mcgriddle please, hold the poison*

[DuhNoU]

i legit tought that was a picture of bleach on the "They feed us poison" pannel and i think thats another meme on itself