Dining Etiquette

[disguy]

this dude went from helping me in school to helping me survive in life.

[Astralinksz]

Dude really went from giving college tips to giving ANYTHING tips now

[sleepyhead]

Assert dominance by eating with your hands

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Bro went from giving school tips to giving fancy dinner tips 💀🙏

[Ht_potato_]

Person sitting to the left of me - “Hey can you pass me the bread please?”

Me - *passes it counter clockwise around the table until it gets to them*

[TheSloppyjoejr]

If I learned one thing about rich families it is that they don’t give a shit about being fancy. When people eat like this they are usually just middle class pretending to be rich

[OverSteam]

You ain't ever finding me in these types of restaurants.

[yashshavipatel]

I like how he immediately says your friend's parents take you to a fancy restaurant assuming we are already poor 💀

[alexmems]

This is literally the most cartoonish thing ever
Imagine how stupid it would be if the parents said "you can eat the way you used to" but you just havent heard it

[hyperup]

when you're done, place your utensils at five o'clock.

[wewaitandwatch]

My mum taught me this when I was little. We were dirt poor. And her etiquette and grace were exquisite because she truly respected the food and company as a whole. And she cooked like an angel. ❤️

[Aleenazahra-dygb]

Me on the left side:"Hey bro pass me the garlic bread real quick!"
Him:"*Passes counterclockwise*"
Me:-👁️👄👁️

[YourLocalKidnapper]

He needs to teach those newbie princesses in those movies cause they seem to forget everything after the whole training montage

[chicken]

Utensils at five o'clock, the universal signal for finishing a meal. Perfect timing, the food looks untouched.

[Gareenify]

If i had to eat like that in my FRIEND's house, that aint my friend

[chenoaholdstock]

Okay, explanation on the soup:

When the bowl gets emptier, you can tip the bowl slightly to collect all the soup in one place. You tip this away from you, so that there is less chance of spilling on yourself. As such, you will also scoop your spoon away from you.

[LoafyNeverClear]

"Wait for everyone to be served"
Me at the first sight of food : *yeah im gonna need another plate*

[aAlbertEinstein]

"bro we're only going to mcdonalds, chill"





hello everybody :)

[AnujGPandey]

Quick tip: Don't go to snobby friend's house.
I went to one and ate with my hands and a single spoon like I do and his dad was cool about it.
He said, "If we have to force you to do something that you're uncomfortable with then we have failed as elders."

[BoxCatPerson]

im on the toilet rn. thank you i needed this