10 Hilarious Witcher 3 Quests You Totally Missed

Fantastic quests you missed in CD Projekt RED's masterpiece.

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[RbkARI]

You underestimate how much I've played this game. Didn't miss any of these lol

[stepgamerdad]

An additional fun fact for the Quest "Paperchase":

Geralt is tasked to acquire, among other things, "Permit A38". This is a reference to the comic book "The Twelve Tasks of Asterix", where the eponymous Gallic warrior is tasked with acquiring said permit from The House That Drives You Mad. Especially here in Germany, "Permit A38", or "Passierschein A-38" as it is called in German, has reached meme-like status in our popular culture, symbolizing the often asinine red tape often seen in German bureaucracy, very much like all the hoops poor Geralt has to jump though to finally receive his payment.

[fts_]

I definitely didn’t miss any of them😂 Have over 370 hours in the game

[ventus]

What about the quest where you seek the vampire who targets drunks I love Geralt drunk singing or the party where he's possessed by a ghost in heart of stone you can tell geralts VA had a lot of fun there when the 3 witchers get drunk

[valdenoni]

The bank quest took me back to the 12 labours of Asterix. The moment the bank workers start demanding forms was hilarious, I actually hoped Geralt would lose it at some point xD

[Charuid]

1000 hours in. Went through a list of quests I had missed at some point and did each and every one of them. Definitely didn't miss these, either. God, what a masterpiece.

[steffenhenriksen]

The amazing amount of Easter eggs and references in the blood and wine expansion, is just fantastic. Like gollum and faulty towers and so much more content. One of a kind dlc!

[emptycradle]

If I made that pig quest I would have made it so you can remove the curse and turn the pigs back into people you return to the roast and it's a person on the spit and the people vomiting.

[JBkageryu]

This game is so immersive its a crime to miss any side quest. It was satisfying to finish all of them including those on this list.

[iamme]

I've only played it once and I've done 7 of these. Now, I have something to look forward to on my next playthrough!

[seanedge]

Saw this and thought, “oh my god! What if I, and more importantly XLetalis, missed something!” Then realised this is Whatculture we’re talking about, and they’re likely to say you missed obvious quests just for the clicks. Turns out I wasn’t wrong.

[alexp]

I’m sorry my good sir, but I have played all these side quests. That’s is how good The Witcher 3 is.

[patrickkundegraber]

The quest in the bank is an easter egg to an old Asterix movie I think. Don't know if it's common for UK folk to have seen those. Said movie translates to "Asterix conquers Rome".

[ihavedogs]

Not one that is easily missed, but I love the Witchers getting drunk and trying to hit up Witches. The dialogue from that entire ordeal is just hilarious.

[enric]

After being Witcher level 100 twice I can say I did all the quests eventually ☺️

[zantheros]

The best part about "A Frying Pan, Spick and Span" is that when you retrieve it, the woman doesn't even believe it's her pan, on account of how clean it is!

[graussief--kup]

I'm not sure if it is but I always thought the guy fighting to impress the lady was a reference to don Quixote who goes around saying people must declare Dulcinea the most beautiful and fighting anyone who disagrees or asks to see her before deciding

[dangilboa]

Not sure why you think anyone would miss any of them, none of them is really obscure and some are really really hard to miss. another nice list of Witcher 3 side quests that are fun to play.
By the way, even the Pan quest has more to it then meet the eye. if you are very careful with collecting the evidences you can find who the spy and killer is. you (Geralt) know him well.

[twashtra]

6:34 As Hilarious as this Interaction is, when you enter crow's perch and read notices on notice board (which I started doing for fun on my 2nd playthrough), we can notice that this interaction might have a Sad and tragic story behind it.

[thegaminglord]

The funny thing is those quests could be missed But they are no where near the rarest quests in the witcher 3, it goes to show how much thought and work was put to this game, truly remarkable.