BY SIGMAR A TALKING RAT | Warhammer Vermintide meme dub

A typical encounter with the Skaven

#skaven #totalwar #totalwarwarhammer3 #vermintide

[boodle]

"I'm going insane"
That implies people in the warhammer universe are sane by default

[AegisAuras]

I see an inquisitor.
I’m cheesed to meet him.
I get purged.

[bladeranne]

Considering that there is probably an entire army of skaven building machine guns if not a nuclear bomb whenever you find one that's the right response

[theicepickthatkilledtrotsk]

The only correct way to interact with the Skaven.

[wingedhussar]

Kid me’s reaction to seeing Chuck E Cheese for the first time.

[mrschizo]

He may seem cute and shy now, but that's just because he knows he's bait. You're *both* about to be shredded by copius amounts of warpshot or worse.

[tyrannexo]

Man I wish skaven were actually that nice

[emprahsfinest]

Empire soldier Fights eldritch abominations straight from hell, 8 foot tall raging mushroom men, undead skeleton legions made from the slaughtered citizens of the town down the road, and dinosaurs riding bigger dinosaurs:
Average Tuesday.


Empire soldier seeing a large talking hamster with a silly accent:

BY SIGMAR NEVER IN MY LIFE COULD I HAVE IMAGINED SUCH HORROR IM GOING

[emmetcoyne]

POV: It's Halloween and you've been playing Total War: Warhammer 3 for a week straight with no sleep in an attempt to do a world conquest as every faction and Lord. You hear a knock at the door and when you get up to answer it is not the Uber eats you ordered, but a trick or treater dressed like Rimmy from Ratatouille and in your diminished mental state you confuse them for a Skaven.

[dontspeaktoelectrohead]

Calmest conversation between Humans and skaven

[imstupid]

>meet someone
>am cheesed to meet them
>they swear to Sigmar

[risforrandomandrandomisme]

"Skaven? Oh, you mean gobbla food don't you?"-skarsnik warlord and true leader of karak eight peaks

[ouchiegiverjr]

That pun is 100% a signal to fire the warp fire throwers and rattling rail gun volley

[prosaic.]

I think we need more people like this in Eldritch settings, a group of priest warriors who are so afraid of going insane they go insane.

[therandomlaniusedward]

That's not a skaven.

Real ratspeak:

"Um, cheese-fromaged to meet-encounter you?"

[TheSpectralFX]

He's going so insane, in fact, that he shot 4 shots with 2 flintlock.

that's pretty insane dude.

[DeusExAngelo]

Skaven: Uhm, cheesed to meet you?

Tenhenaiun: You've got heart, warmblood. Sotek will gladly accept it.

[anoninunen]

"Umm umm, meyow?" - Fastfast the lesser horned rat

[trianqren]

His faith in Sigma(r) was so strong he shot four times from two single-shot pistols

[seanpasquarella]

The funniest part is that Saltzpyre is considered very progressive by his peers